What the hell was wrong with that take?
- Nothing with you, Baby Herman.
You were great. You were perfect.
You were better than perfect.
Just Roger.
He keeps blowing his lines!
- Roger, what's this?
- A tweeting bird.
A tweeting bird?
Roger, read the script. Look what it says.
It says, "Rabbit gets clunked.
Rabbit sees stars".
Not birds, stars!
- Can we lose the playback, please?
- Roger, you're killin' me. Killin' me.
- For cryin' out loud, Roger!
How the hell many times
do we have to do this damn scene?
Raoul, I'll be in my trailer!
Takin' a nap! 'Scuse me, Toots.
My stomach can't take this.
This set is a mess. Clean this set up.
And get him outta there
or seal him up in it!
- Lose the lights. And say lunch.
- Lunch!
That's lunch. We're on a half.
P-please, Raoul, I can give you stars.
Just drop the refrigerator
on my head one more time.
Roger, I dropped it
on your head 23 times already.
I can take it.
Don't worry about me.
I'm not worried about you.
I'm worried about the refrigerator.
I can give you stars. Look!
Look. Look!
Please, Raoul, I can doit, I swear,
Just give me another chance,
Toons.
Mr. Maroon, Mr. Valiant's here to...
He'll be right with you.
No, no, no! Wait until he gets to
his feet, Then hit him with the boulder,
Right, R.K.
How much do you know about
show business, Mr. Valiant?
Only there's no business like it,
no business I know.
Yeah, and there's
no business more expensive.
I'm 25 grand over budget on
the latest Baby Herman cartoon.
You saw the rabbit blowin' his lines.
He can't keep his mind on his work.
- You know why?
- One too many refrigerators
Nah, he's a toon.
You can drop anything you want
But break his heart, he goes
to pieces, just like you or me.
Read that.
"Seen Cooing over Calamari
with Not-So-New Sugar Daddy...
Was Jessica Rabbit, Wife of
Maroon Cartoon Star Roger".
What's this got to do with me?
You're the private detective.
You figure it out.
Look, I don't have time for this.
Look, Valiant, his wife's poison,
but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.
I want you to follow her.
Get me a couple of nice, juicy pictures
I can wise the rabbit up with.
Forget it.
I don't work Toontown.
- What's wrong with Toontown?
Every Joe loves Toontown.
- 'Cause I ain't goin'.
- Whoa, fella.
You don't want to go to Toontown,
you don't have to go to Toontown.
Nobody said you had
to go to Toontown anyway.
Have a seat, Valiant.
The rabbit's wife sings at a joint
called the Ink and Paint Club.
Toon revue.
Strictly humans only, okay?
So what do you think, Valiant?
Well?
The job's gonna cost ya a hundred bucks,
- plus expenses,
- A hundred bucks? That's ridiculous.
- So's the job.
- All right, all right.
You got your hundred bucks.
Have a drink, Eddie.
I don't mind if I do.
- Careful, Dave! Dave, you're gonna drop it,
- I got it,
- I'm not gonna drop it!
- You're dropping it!
- Watch it!
- Oh, no, the chairs are out!
Kinda jumpy, aren't ya, Valiant?
- It's just Dumbo.
- I know who it is.
I got him on loan from Disney...
him and half the cast of Fantasia,
The best part is,
they work for peanuts.
Well, I don't work for peanuts.
Where's the other $50?
Let's call the other $50
a carrot to finish the job.
You been hangin' around rabbits too long.
Hmph!
## ["The Sorcerer's Apprentice" Dukas]
W-Whoop! Whoop!
W-w-whoa!
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, oh, oh!
Uh, taxi? Uh, cab?
Hi, there.
What do I look like, a bank?
Wait for me!
- Hey, guys, wait up!
- Come on, hurry up.
- Come on, Sid!
- Hurry up,
- Hey, mister, ain't ya got a car?
- Who needs a car in L.A.?
We got the best public transportation
system in the world.
Come on, Frank,
Keep the line tight,
- It's goin'.
- All right, easy, easy.
- So long, sir,
- See you later,
- So long, mister.
- Thanks for the cigarettes.
- You bet,
- Any time,
- Hi, Harry.
- Hi, Eddie. How's it goin'?
- Okay. What you got for me?
- The usual bills.
Hey, gimme