in airport security.
You're not supposed to have
that gun, Danko.
I'll tell you what, though.
Tell me what's going on with Viktor
and you keep the gun.
Take it.
Come on, gimme a break
with this shit.
Maybe this Russian bully stuff
works on a chessboard, but not here.
You retire the uniform?
I am now undercover.
Undercover?
You look like Gumby.
You're gonna fit right in.
For your information, Captain,
I shot one of your Russians.
Unfortunately, he's not dead.
He's in intensive care.
When he comes to,
maybe you should talk to him.
How long before this happens?
Is this 60 Minutes?
Do I look like a doctor?
Other things first.
Hey, Gumby?
Where do you think you're going?
Lighten up. I got it.
Thanks.
- What are you doing out of bed?
- He thinks he's gonna find Viktor.
- That's cute. Keep an eye on him.
- Why me?
Because I said so.
He's a material witness.
Maybe Donnelly can figure out
what to do.
- How come I get all the shit jobs?
- Because it fits you.
- You come with me?
- You heard. I just got my orders.
- Take me to the same hotel?
- Do I look like a cab?
Yes.
I just took him back
to the hotel.
He went in,
came out ten minutes later.
I didn't know what to do,
so I brought him here.
Okay. Good.
About your involvement in this,
you know standard procedure.
If you're a witness to a murder, you
can't be active in the investigation.
Okay, I know.
I'm not taking you off the case.
You and Gallagher were friends.
I'll fit you in somehow.
Send in Danko.
The two Russian suits
that showed up at the hospital.
They want Danko in a big way.
So I told them we'd put him
on a plane soon.
Please be seated, Captain.
You've met Lieutenant Stobbs?
Stobbs is the point man
in this investigation.
We met. I'd like to run
this by you, Captain.
"Viktor Rosta. Full name,
Viktor Sedgavich Rostavili.
"Born September 4, 1944.
Georgia, Russia.
"His father had the distinction
of being hanged by the U.S.S.R....
"for the crime of Brigandage."
Brigandage?
Burning villages, raping women.
That goes on in Russia?
In past, during war.
Not now.
According to you.
According to this...
Viktor spent three years
in the army and six...
on a forced labor camp
for drug offenses.
"Is currently wanted
in the U.S.S.R.....
"for murder, kidnapping, rape...
"extortion,
currency speculation...
"and drug dealing."
Where did you get this information?
Your boys in Washington have decided
to be cooperative since Viktor split.
In fact, they got
a whole new attitude.
I hear they're sending
over some caviar.
Why didn't you tell us
this before?
I had no authorization.
Bullshit!
My government does not like
to do laundry in public.
Anything else we should know?
I will not leave this country
without Viktor.
I need cooperation.
You wanna stick around...
and find Viktor, Captain,
that's fine by me.
One more thing.
I don't want the press
to get near you.
And don't roll through town
like the Red Army!
Have you wigged out?
Danko is the perfect weapon;
a loose cannon.
If he helps us find Rosta,
great.
If he screws up, breaks rules,
he's a Russian.
- But what about Ridzik?
- Ridzik is a good cop.
And a total expert at fucking up.
Departmentally speaking,
I got no downside here.
I'm having them bring in
Gallagher's snitch...
the guy who helped us bust
the cleanheads.
He's a sleaze, but I think he can tell
us who's brokering the cleanhead's deal.
He visits Viktor in jail?
Only two folks had that honor:
A skirt named Cat Manzetti
and that Russian I shot.
The girl teaches dance
in Wicker Park for the city.
We're gonna try to catch up
with her later on tonight.
About this pile of shit pimp here.
In this country, we try to protect
the rights of individuals.
It's called the Miranda Act, and it says
you can't even touch his ass.
I do not want to touch his ass.
I want to make him talk.
I'm gonna handle this one.
Hey, Streak.
- You can't hold me here,