Russians!
Don't take that personal.
I didn't mean you.
I mean Viktor. Except Viktor's
not stupid because he's got the key.
Art, if you and your foreign friend
step back here, we can talk.
These the books?
Alphabetical order.
They're in English. Is that a problem?
- Take a walk, will you?
- What did you do?
Lock one of your girlfriends
in the patrol car?
- Tell your sister to stop calling me.
- I'll give you a tip.
Pay your alimony on time
and she'll leave you alone.
Said it was your idea
to go back to court.
I don't have any more money.
We both agreed to the payments.
Your May check arrived July 9
and bounced like a ball.
- Too much free work for the police.
- Maybe we should have a pity party.
I offered her money not to marry you.
I gave her six great months.
You know what you are?
You're cheap.
You hurt her. You owe her money,
and you should pay up.
- You're a sleazebag!
- Get out of my face!
Find anything?
Thank you.
Everything okay, yes?
Sure.
The stuff s coming in on the 9:30
from El Paso. Check it out.
I trust you.
Spread it all over Siberia?
All right.
Let's go in. Wait a minute.
Now, look.
I know you really want this guy,
but this is a Chicago Police matter.
Go in the front. Get to the rear.
I got the back. Don't try to be a hero.
You dig?
You understand? Dig?
Didn't learn that in Kiev?
- I'm not on holiday here.
- Then let's go.
Excuse me.
You got change
for a $1 00 bill?
This is the smallest I have.
Your merchandise
is in the luggage trunks.
Hey!
You did not make it, Viktor.
Back off, Captain.
He killed a Chicago cop.
Chicago gets him first.
I have my orders!
Are you nuts?
All right.
Get real. Look, we're doing
good things here. Move!
- I'm not leaving yet, mister.
- Get out!
Hey!
- Get in.
- Were you gonna leave me here?
- Where did you learn to drive a bus?
- Kiev.
- In the army.
-Jesus!
We're going against traffic.
Get on the other side!
You're not listening to me!
Christ!
Right!
Way to go! That was
a fucking Chicago landmark!
Where are all the cops?
They're never around when you need them.
You make a U-turn, they ticket you.
Where the fuck are they?
Watch it!
Shit!
Shit! We call this ''Chicken.''
only we don't play it with buses!
- This is no game!
- No shit!
Get ready to swerve!
Get ready to swerve!
You crazy fucker!
You fucker! You almost killed
both of us, goddamn it!
- And Viktor!
- Fuck Viktor!
Are you crazy?
You almost got us both killed!
Jesus Christ, man! What the hell
do you think you're doing?
You son of a bitch!
I take care of this.
I give up.
This whole thing's very Russia.
Hey, Gumby.
Honk if you need me.
Did you get him?
Nice grouping of your shots.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I still like Soviet model better.
Got a real attitude problem.
High, left center.
I do not understand this sport.
You're not supposed to.
It's totally American.
You should stick to things
you're good at.
Like knee dancing, training those
cute little bears for the circus.
- We play baseball in Soviet Union.
- Come on.
Gimme a break, will you?
You haven't got a shot.
This is our national pastime.
Forget it.
It'd be a hell of a World Series.
We will win.
Danko, I want to ask you something.
Remember back at the bus station,
both of us had Viktor?
You turned and pointed
the gun at me.
You weren't gonna shoot me, right?
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Just checking.
It is custom in Soviet Union...
to exchange article
as souvenir for friendship.
I decide to give you this.
That's really nice.
Here. I want you
to have my watch.
This here is a $1 000 marvel
of Western technology.
I got it at a discount
from my cousin.
Thanks.
This is really...
a $20 East German watch.
Thank you.
We are police officers...
not politicians.
It's okay to like each other.
Sorry. My Russian's a little rusty.
Good luck.
Farewell.This is not
a foundry worker's hand.
If you work with steel,
you