three dunes ago.
I got no more left.
Oh, waiter. Check, please.
Must go on.
Must go on!
Must go on...
Who am I kidding?
Oh. Thanks, little guy.
Oh, thank you.
Did I miss something?
When did we get to Disneyland?
- I don't see them, Sandurz.
- I've sent the troops on ahead, sir.
- Good. Get moving.
- Driver, prepare to move out.
What are you preparing? Just go!
- Just go.
- Yes, sir.
Sir, shouldn't you sit down?
- What are they saying?
- They want us to go with them.
- What is this place?
- It looks like the Temple of Doom.
Well, it ain't Temple Beth Israel.
Come on. I think we better follow 'em.
Oh-oh, I think we woke it up.
- Goodbye. Let me know how it turns out.
- Come back, Dot!
- Come on, we gotta keep goin'.
- We need you.
- What's gonna happen now?
- Don't ask. Maybe it won't.
- What if it does? I'm all for leaving!
- Barf, no!
I think we get outta here now
while the going's good!
Silence!
Who dares enter the sacred and awesome
presence of the everlasting know-it-all...
Yogurt?
Yogurt?
- You heard of me?
- Heard of you? Who hasn't heard of you?
Yogurt, the wise.
- Yogurt, the all-powerful!
- Yogurt, the magnificent.
Please, please, don't make a fuss.
I'm just plain Yogurt.
- But you're the one...
- Yes!
I am the keeper of a greater magic.
A power known throughout the universe...
- As the...
- Force?
No. The Schwartz.
The Schwartz.
Yes.
The Schwartz.
But, Yogurt, what is this place?
What is it that you do here?
- Merchandising.
- Merchandising. What's that?
Merchandising. Come, I'll show you.
Open up the store.
Come! Walk this way! Take a look.
We put the picture's name on everything!
Merchandising! Merchandising!
Where the real money
from the movie is made.
"Spaceballs" - The T-shirt.
"Spaceballs" - The colouring book.
"Spaceballs" - The lunchbox.
"Spaceballs" - The breakfast cereal.
"Spaceballs" - The flame thrower!
The kids love this one.
Last, but not least.
"Spaceballs" - The doll.
Me.
May the Schwartz be with you...
Adorable.
- President Skroob.
- What is it?
I have an urgent message from
Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess.
- Where?
- Somewhere in the sands of Vega.
Tell them to comb the desert,
do you hear me? Comb the desert!
Yes, sir.
- Sir?
- What?
- Are we being too literal?
- No, you fool, we're following orders...
We were told to comb the desert,
so we're combing it...
Found anything yet?
Nothing yet, sir.
How about you?
Not a thing, sir.
What about you guys?
We ain't found shit!
It's a big mystery. None of the wise men
could tell me what it means.
Wise men, pshaw. Wise guys, you mean.
What do they know?
Here, let me take a look.
- You can read it!
- No, I was just clearing my throat.
Here, let me take a...
Ah. Ooh, yes.
Yes, yes, of course!
- You understand it?
- Yes.
- What's it say?
- I cannot tell you that now.
- It'll be revealed to you at the proper time.
- Great.
Don't be disappointed.
Back to your Schwartz training.
Here, take the ring.
Point it at that big statue.
OK, but I still don't understand how I'm
gonna lift a big statue with this little ring.
Never underestimate
the power of the Schwartz!
Come on, concentrate. Here we go.
Concentrate.
Lone Starr, you're doing it!
You're doing it!
I can't believe it. The Schwartz is working!
Yes! Yes!
Hey, boss, how'd you do that?
Give me the ring. Give me the ring, quick!
Upsee-dahzee, upsee-mahzee,
upsy-daisy!
Sorry, Barf.
Keep searching.
- It's no use. We've searched everywhere.
- Wait. I feel the presence of...
...the Schwartz!
- The Schwartz?
- Yes.
It's coming from somewhere... Down...
...there!
You're right, sir.
There's a secret entrance here.
And look at this insignia. It's a "Y".
Yogurt! Yogurt!
I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries.
- I'll call for the attack squad.
- No, we can't go in.
Yogurt has the Schwartz.
It's too powerful.
But, sir, don't you have the Schwartz, too?
He got the upside, I