Warden Miller Warden Miller
You're wanted in V17
Attention, attention
Section C scanners, report
Nah.
- She's gotta be in one of these cells.
- Yeah, but which one?
- No.
- No.
- It's coming from here.
- That can't be her.
It's her!
She's a bass!
- What do you want?
- It's me!
- It's us!
- Lone Starr!
- How did you find us?
- No time to talk. Come on.
- We gotta move.
- Barf, how'd you do it?
Come on.
Hey, those are the guys
that stole our uniforms!
And beat the shit out of us, too!
Uh-oh, we got company!
Watch out!
Dammit! That's our only way out.
- We're trapped!
- I hate these movies.
- Oh. I'm out of ammo!
- Get back! I'll hold 'em off!
I got an idea!
- What are you doing?
- What's he doing?
Good work.
Uh-oh, more ping pongs! Run for it.
Let's go!
It's closing!
- The door's closing!
- Go for broke!
Don't move, or you're dead. Stand up!
Captain, we've got them.
Spectacular stunt, my friends.
But all for naught.
Turn around, please.
Ah, what a pity.
What a pity.
So, Princess, you thought you could
outwit the imperious force of...
You idiots! These are not them!
You've captured their stunt doubles!
Search the area. Find them!
Find them!
- Open the door!
- I can't. It's fused.
- And this one?
- It's locked.
- The keys?
- Inside.
- Oh, great!
- Duck!
- Here, you hold 'em off. I'll get the door.
- I'm not shooting this thing. I hate guns.
My hair! He shot my hair.
Son of a bitch!
Holy shit!
- How was that?
- Not bad.
- Not bad... for a girl.
- Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo.
Let's blow this joint.
President Skroob!
- Salute!
- Hail, Skroob!
The ship is too big.
If I walk, the movie'll be over.
- Sir.
- Yes? Ooh!
Never have that damn thing down
in front of me!
How do I know you're not
making faces at me under that?
President Skroob.
There it is. Planet Druidia.
Ah, Planet Druidia.
And 10,000 years of fresh air.
- Way he runs things, it won't last 100.
- What?
- Preparing ship for metamorphosis, sir.
- Good. Get on with it.
Ready, Kafka?
Look, it's Spaceball One.
- They"ve reached the air shield
- And it"s opening
The ship"s too big
How they gonna get the air out?
I don't see any hoses.
What's happening?
The ship... is changing.
Oh, my gosh.
It's not just a spaceship.
It's a Transformer!
- It"s changing into
- A gigantic
- Maid?
- With a vacuum cleaner
So that"s how
they're gonna get the air out
Metamorphosis completed, sir.
Spaceball One has now become
Megamaid.
- Good.
- Remarkable.
Now, commence Operation
Vacu-Suck!
Suck. Suck. Suck!
Goodbye, little Vespa.
My... little...
...baby... Vespa.
- The air bag, it's almost full!
- What'll we do?
We've gotta act fast.
Step one: We reverse the vacuum
and blow the air back on to the planet.
Step two: We destroy that thing.
- But isn't that dangerous?
- Extremely. Plus,
I don't know
how the hell we're gonna do it.
- What about that ring Yogurt gave you?
- Oh, yeah.
- But...
- Come on, boss. Give it a shot.
OK. Here goes nothing.
- Look at that
- Wow!
It"s lt"s working!
Come on, Schwartz.
Come on, Schwartz. Come on, Schwartz!
- Helmet, what's going on?
- Sandurz, what's going on?
It's Megamaid.
She's gone from suck to blow.
What? They're getting their air back.
- Do something.
- Do something.
Do something!
I'm breathing.
Air.
Air!
- Dim the lights.
- Dimming the lights.
- Go to infrared.
- Going to infrared.
- Pray to God.
- Praying to God.
Careful. Careful.
What are you doing?
Scanning.
There's gotta be a self-destruct
mechanism in the central brain area.
- I think we just found it.
- Where?
Watch.
Bingo! There it is.
It's right below us.
- Put her in hover, Barf.
- Putting her in hover.
- I'm going down there.
- He's going down there.
I wouldn't.
What the hell are you doing?
The... Vulcan neck pinch?
No, no, no, stupid.
You got it much too high.
It's down here
where the shoulder meets the neck.
- Like this?
-