The Schwartz is in you, Lone Starr.
It's in you!
All right. I'll try.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
And I don't mean
your pals in the Winnebago.
Thank you for pressing
the self-destruct button.
This ship will self-destruct
in three minutes.
What's going on?
Where the hell are we? Paris?
Thank you for pressing the button.
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly two minutes and 45 seconds.
Stop it. Is there any way to stop it?
I can't. It's irreversible.
Like my raincoat.
Attention, this is Colonel Sandurz
in forward command. Abandon ship!
Abandon ship!
All personnel proceed to escape pods.
Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo.
The self-destruct mechanism
has been activated. Abandon ship.
Sandurz! Sandurz, you gotta help me.
I don't know what to do.
I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
This is your two-minute warning. This
ship will self-destruct in two minutes.
Launch all escape pods
once they are filled.
What's happening? Where is he?
# Spaceballs
# Watch out!
- Where is he?
- Here.
We got a minute and 40
before the end of the worid. Hang on!
# Spaceballs...
Full throttle.
- Go to hyper jets.
- Going to hyper jets.
# If you're livin' in a bubble
And you haven't got a care
- Hey, where do you think you're going?
- Pizza to go!
# Then you're gonna be in trouble
Cos we're gonna steal your air
# Cos what you've got is what we need
And all we do is dirty deeds
# We're the Spaceballs
# Watch out
# We're the Spaceballs
Hey, that's my escape pod. Who are you?
I'm the bearded lady.
What are you, one of the freaks?
Hey, come back! That's my pod! No!
Come back, you fat, bearded bitch!
One pod left.
And three of us.
And I'm the President.
Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship.
I think you should go down with it.
Goodbye.
What's the matter with this belt?
# Spaceballs
This ship will self-destruct in 20 seconds.
It's your last chance
to push the cancellation button.
Cancellation button? Hurry!
# Spaceballs
# Watch out!
- Where is it? Where is it?
- It's gotta be here.
- Out of order.
- Fuck! Even in the future nothing works.
This ship will self-destruct
in exactly ten seconds.
Counting down.
Ten, nine,
eight, six...
Six? What happened to seven?
Just kidding.
There's the other end. Faster!
Six, five, four,
three, two, one.
- Have a nice day.
- Thank you.
 We did it!
We all did it.
So I guess you might call that
a case of... man bites droid?
On a sadder note, Pizza The Hutt,
famed half-man, half-pizza,
was found dead earlier today
in the back seat of his stretch limo.
Evidently, the notorious gangster became
locked in his car and ate himself to death.
Coming up:
Pongo's review of "Rocky Five...
Thousand". Pongo?
Did you hear that?
Pizza kicked the bucket.
Now we don't have to pay him the million.
We can keep it for ourselves.
Yeah.
- Daddy! Oh, Daddy!
- Oh, Vespa, my darling.
I thought I'd never see you again.
Oh, my sweet little daughter.
I'm so happy that you're home and safe.
And, little Vespa, here's someone else
who's happy to see you.
Oh, hello.
Where have you been?
Thanks, hon.
Hiya, big stuff.
Hi, dream.
- What'll you have?
- We're just gassing up, so what's ready?
I got the space soup or the space special.
- Um, I'll have the soup.
- OK.
I'll have the cleavage. Uh, the special.
OK, one special and one soup.
- Ready to order?
- Hi. Yes, we'll both have the lunafish.
Anything to drink?
Hey, watch where you stick that thing!
Huh? Oh, look, it's got a mind of its own,
sweetheart. I can't do a thing with it.
- Jeez!
- What?
No, we were lost.
None of us knew where we were.
And then Harry began feeling around
on all the trees.
Then he