Spaceballs" - the breakfast cereal.
"Spaceballs" - the flame thrower!
The kids love this one.
Last, but not least. "Spaceballs" - the doll.
Me.
May the Schwartz be with you
Adorable.
- President Skroob.
- What is it?
I have an urgent message from
Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess.
- Where?
- Somewhere in the sands of Vega.
Tell them to comb the desert,
do you hear me? Comb the desert!
Yes, sir.
- Sir?
- What?
- Are we being too literal?
- No, you fool, we're following orders
We were told to comb the desert,
so we're combing it
Found anything yet?
Nothing yet, sir.
How about you?
Not a thing, sir.
What about you guys?
We ain't found shit!
It's a big mystery. None of the wise men
could tell me what it means.
Wise men, pshaw. Wise guys, you mean.
What do they know?
Here, let me take a look.
- You can read it!
- No, I was just clearing my throat.
Here, let me take a...
Ah. Ooh, yes.
Yes, yes, of course!
- You understand it?
- Yes.
- What's it say?
- I cannot tell you that now.
- It'll be revealed to you at the proper time.
- Great.
Don't be disappointed.
Back to your Schwartz training.
Here, take the ring.
Point it at that big statue.
OK, but I still don't understand how I'm
gonna lift a big statue with this little ring.
Never underestimate
the power of the Schwartz!
Come on, concentrate. Here we go.
Concentrate.
Lone Starr, you're doing it!
You're doing it!
I can't believe it. The Schwartz is working!
Yes! Yes!
Hey, boss, how'd you do that?
Give me the ring. Give me the ring, quick!
Upsee-dahzee, upsee-mahzee,
upsy-daisy!
Sorry, Barf.
Keep searching.
- It's no use. We've searched everywhere.
- Wait. I feel the presence of
the Schwartz!
- The Schwartz?
- Yes.
It's coming from somewhere... down
there!
You're right, sir.
There's a secret entrance here.
And look at this insignia. It's a "Y".
Yogurt! Yogurt!
I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries.
- I'll call for the attack squad.
- No, we can't go in.
Yogurt has the Schwartz.
It's too powerful.
But, sir, don't you have the Schwartz, too?
He got the upside, I got the downside.
Each Schwartz has two sides.
Then how are we gonna go in there
and get her?
We will not go in there.
She will come out to us.
Vespa, Vespa, my child
Where are you?
Daddy?
Vespa, it's your father, King Roland
- Come to me
- Daddy?
I hear you. I hear you. Where are you?
Follow my voice
Come to me
Come to me
Vespa, where are you going?
Vespa, come to me.
Daddy! Is it really you?
Yes, my dear. I guarantee it.
Would I lie?
Daddy!
No, Vespa, don't!
No.
Fooled you.
Take them both aboard
and put the princess in my quarters.
Now she is mine.
- What are they saying?
- They've taken the princess!
Spaceballs. Too late.
Don't worry, boss. We'll get her back.
Yeah.
- Thanks for the gas, Yogurt.
- You're welcome.
And here. Just in case you get hungry.
- A fortune cookie?
- Yes.
Remember: open it before you eat it.
Thanks. Well, we better get going.
I wonder...
Will we ever see each other again?
Who knows? God willing,
we'll all meet again in "Spaceballs Il:
The Search for More Money".
- Goodbye, Lone Starr.
- Goodbye, Yogurt.
The ring of the Schwartz!
- No, no, I can't take this.
- Take it, take it.
- You might need it.
- Thanks.
I'll never forget you.
Wish me luck.
So, Princess Vespa,
at last I have you in my clutches
to have my way with you
the way I want to.
No! No! Please, leave me alone.
No, you are mine.
Not so fast, Helmet. Lone Starr!
Yes, it's me.
I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey.
Now you are going to die. Psst!
Oh, oh! Oh!
What'd you do to him? The same thing
I'm going to do to you, big boy. Oh!
And you, too. Oh! Argh!
Now, Princess Vespa, at last we are alone.
Oh, no, I hate you. Leave me alone.
Yet I find you strangely attractive.
Of course you do.
Druish princesses are often
attracted to money and power.
And I have both. And you know it.
Oh, leave me