cold? - Nah, cold never bothers me. I can't seem to find Druidia. It's right there. - Where? - There. It's that bright blue one. See? Oh, yeah, but it's so far a... ..away. Don't worry. I'll get you there. - Which one's yours? - Who knows? - You don't know where you're from? - No. I was found outside a monastery. - Monastery? Where? - Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy. Didn't the monks say who your parents were? They couldn't. They took a vow of silence. All I got was this. It was around my neck. - What is it? - I don't know. I've taken it to every wise man in the universe. Nobody can tell me what it says. It's beautiful. You know, I... It's beautiful. So, how come you ran away from your wedding? Well, if you must know, I wasn't in love with the groom. - Why were you gonna marry him? - Because! I'm a princess and I have to marry a prince. Ah! And he doesn't do it for you, huh? No, he doesn't do it for me. I really must go back. I shouldn't have run away. I realise now that love is one luxury a princess cannot afford. You're probably right. I know now that I must learn to live without... love. I guess so. - Besides, love isn't that important. - Nah, it never was. I could be perfectly happy the rest of my life without... ..love. Sure you could. Without physical contact. Yeah. Without being held. Yeah. Or kissed. Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and mogs first! We'll have none of that, mister. - How far did he get? What'd he touch? - Nothing happened. - What the hell was that noise? - That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do. You get back to bed, miss. And as for you, sex fiend... All right, let's all just get some sleep. We gotta get moving before dawn. - Why so early? - Because we're in the middle of a desert, and we aren't gonna get very far once that blazing sun gets overhead. Nice dissolve. Water. Water. Water. Oil. Oil. Room service. Room service. Chief, that's it. I can't... I can't go any further. - I can't go any further. - Come on, Barf, old buddy. - No! - Just one more dune to go. No! You said that three dunes ago. I got no more left. Oh, waiter. Check, please. Must go on. Must go on! Must go on... Who am I kidding? Oh. Thanks, little guy. Oh, thank you. Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland? - I don't see them, Sandurz. - I've sent the troops on ahead, sir. - Good. Get moving. - Driver, prepare to move out. What are you preparing? Just go! - Just go. - Yes, sir. Sir, shouldn't you sit down? - What are they saying? - They want us to go with them. - What is this place? - It looks like the Temple of Doom. Well, it ain't Temple Beth Israel. Come on. I think we better follow 'em. Oh-oh, I think we woke it up. - Goodbye. Let me know how it turns out. - Come back, Dot! - Come on, we gotta keep goin'. - We need you. - What's gonna happen now? - Don't ask. Maybe it won't. - What if it does? I'm all for leaving! - Barf, no! I think we get outta here now while the going's good! Silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt? Yogurt? - You heard of me? - Heard of you? Who hasn't heard of you? Yogurt, the wise. - Yogurt, the all-powerful! - Yogurt, the magnificent. Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt. - But you're the one... - Yes! I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe - as the... - Force? No. The Schwartz. The Schwartz. Yes. The Schwartz. But, Yogurt, what is this place? What is it that you do here? - Merchandising. - Merchandising. What's that? Merchandising. Come, I'll show you. Open up the store. Come! Walk this way! Take a look. We put the picture's name on everything! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. "Spaceballs" - the T-shirt. "Spaceballs" - the colouring book. "Spaceballs" - the lunchbox. " ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Поздняя весна на английском - текст Тайна третьей планеты на английском - текст Звездный Крейсер Галактика - Сезон 2 на английском - текст Человек Омега на английском - текст Человек из ресторана на английском |