couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom.
This is swell!
Hey Oad ...
- What is it, son?
Remember when you told me,
a long time ago ...
well not too long ago ...
that you'd give me 1000 dollars
to go to Europe, if l finished school?
You were right,
about finishing school.
That's what l'd like to do.
But l want to know if l could
have the money first. Like now?
l've always loved you, Oad.
You too, Mom. What do you say?
l don't have it anymore.
What? - Your father gave all
our extra money to the Reverend.
We're sending bibles to El Salvador.
And me? - You're on the honor roll
of "Chariots of Fire" . Same as us.
lt was a gift. From all of us.
So how much do l get paid? 25 bucks
a car? - Paid? You don't get paid.
You work on commission,
that's much better.
Most cars are worth 200 - 300 dollars.
A 50,000 dollar Porsche
might make you five grand.
Come on, dickhead!
lt helps if you
dress like a detective.
Oetectives dress kind of square.
lf people think you're a cop,
they think you're packing something.
Then they won't fuck with you.
Are you? - Am l what?
- Packin' something.
Only an asshole gets killed for a car.
The guys who make it
get in their car at any time.
Get in at 3 AM,
get up at 4.
That's why there ain't a repo man
l know that don't take speed.
Speed, huh?
Jesus Christ!
Never broke into a car, never
hot-wired a car.
l never
broke into a trunk.
l shall not cause harm to a vehicle,
or the personal contents thereof.
Nor through inaction, let vehicle or
personal contents come to harm.
That's what l call the repo code, kid.
Oon't forget it.
Etch it in your brain.
Not many people
got a code to live by anymore.
Look at those assholes over there!
Ordinary people. l hate them.
- Me too! - What do you know?
An ordinary person spends his life
avoiding tense situations.
A repo man spends his life
getting into tense situations.
Let's go get a drink.
Get into 5 or 6 tense situations a day
and it don't mean shit. l've seen
men stabbed, guns ... don't mean shit!
That's when you got to watch yourself.
l'll handle it, pal, settle down.
Have a nice day, or night.
Oay, night, it doesn't mean shit.
Wasn't that Otto?
- Otto who?
There'll be some
bad shit coming down one day.
Yeah, and where will you be?
On the moon?
l'm going to be right here,
heading north at 110 per.
ln this junker?
Cool car!
The Rodriguez Brothers!
Motherfucker just flipped you off!
- Roll the window down!
Where you going, asshole?
- To fuck your wife!
Watch it, motherfucker!
- Fuck you, pussy punk!
Holy shit!
Want me to take them?
That was cool!
God damned dipshit Rodriguez
gypsy dildo punks!
l'll get your asses!
That was intense!
- A repo man's always intense.
Come on, let's go get a drink!
Gee Bud, you never told me
it was going to be like this.
Cops and robbers!
Real live car chases!
Oebbi! - lf you say our names,
we'll have to kill them, Archie.
They all ran away!
- Come on, douche bags!
Awful quiet in here.
Too quiet.
Who are these Rodriguez Boys?
Rodriguez Brothers.
Lagarto and Napoleon.
Notorious delinquents, responsible for
at least 30 vehicles in the field.
Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags,
they're car thieves, just like us.
There's Mrs. Magruder.
You want to go for it?
Good gag. You pull this one a lot?
Only on women. Never fails.
Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder?
l have something for you.
How charming!
Motherfucker!
Lite, where are you?
Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant.
Millionaire, 6 payments behind.
l've never understood it.
- What?
Millionaires never pay their bills.
See you at the yard.
Let me get this one. - No, l'll do it.
Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol.
Hey! Give me that!
- Oon't underestimate me, ace.
Also, l would like
them to be close to the window,
so l can sit in my car
and watch them spin.
So all you have to do is
take your clothes out, and
put them in the machine over there.
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Stop!
Hey! Oo you