personal contents thereof.
Nor through inaction, let vehicle or
personal contents come to harm.
That's what I call the repo code, kid.
Don't forget it.
Etch it in your brain.
Not many people
got a code to live by anymore.
Look at those assholes over there!
Ordinary people. I hate them.
- Me too! - What do you know?
An ordinary person spends his life
avoiding tense situations.
A repo man spends his life
getting into tense situations.
Let's go get a drink.
Get into 5 or 6 tense situations a day
and it don't mean shit. I've seen
men stabbed, guns... don't mean shit!
That's when you got to watch yourself.
I'll handle it, pal, settle down.
Have a nice day, or night.
Day, night, it doesn't mean shit.
Wasn't that Otto?
- Otto who?
There'll be some
bad shit coming down one day.
Yeah, and where will you be?
On the moon?
I'm going to be right here,
heading north at 110 per.
In this junker?
Cool car!
The Rodriguez Brothers!
Motherfucker just flipped you off!
- Roll the window down!
Where you going, asshole?
- To fuck your wife!
Watch it, motherfucker!
- Fuck you, pussy punk!
Holy shit!
Want me to take them?
That was cool!
God damned dipshit Rodriguez
gypsy dildo punks!
I'll get your asses!
That was intense!
- A repo man's always intense.
Come on, let's go get a drink!
Gee Bud, you never told me
it was going to be like this.
Cops and robbers!
Real live car chases!
Debbi! - If you say our names,
we'll have to kill them, Archie.
They all ran away!
- Come on, douche bags!
Awful quiet in here.
Too quiet.
Who are these Rodriguez Boys?
Rodriguez Brothers.
Lagarto and Napoleon.
Notorious delinquents, responsible for
at least 30 vehicles in the field.
Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags,
they're car thieves, just like us.
There's Mrs. Magruder.
You want to go for it?
Good gag. You pull this one a lot?
Only on women. Never fails.
Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder?
I have something for you.
How charming!
Motherfucker!
Lite, where are you?
Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant.
Millionaire, 6 payments behind.
I've never understood it.
- What?
Millionaires never pay their bills.
See you at the yard.
Let me get this one. - No, I'll do it.
Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol.
Hey! Give me that!
- Don't underestimate me, ace.
Also, I would like
them to be close to the window,
so I can sit in my car
and watch them spin.
So all you have to do is
take your clothes out, and
put them in the machine over there.
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Stop!
Hey! Do you need a ride?
Hey, baby, need a ride?
Pick it up!
Pick it up! You know yourself
that you were wrong.
Why were they in the middle
of the street? - They weren't.
That's not the middle of the street,
that's the corner.
Go on, you pick it up.
- What? - You pick it up!
No way! You still want a ride?
- No I don't.
My name's Otto.
- Leila.
Is this your car?
- It's one of them.
One of them? You think you're
pretty slick, don't you?
I'll bet you're
a used car salesman.
I am not.
- You dress like one.
I'm a repo man.
- What's that?
A repossessor. I take back cars
from dildos who don't pay their bills.
Cool, huh?
- No.
What are you doing? - Those men
in the car next to us, don't look!
If they see me
they'll kill me.
Really? Why?
What the hell are you doing?
What's going on?
- Take a look at this.
Looks like sausage.
It isn't sausage, Otto.
That's a picture of 4 dead aliens.
Laugh away! It'll be on the cover
of every major paper in two days.
How do you know?
- I'm part of a secret network.
A scientist in our secret sect
smuggled the corpses off an army base.
Now he's got them in
the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu.
We've got to find him.
What will you do with them,
put them on "Johnny Carson"?
Yes! We'll have a press conference
and tell the world.
United Fruitcake Outlet.
My door doesn't work.
No matter how appealing, do not
let strange creatures into your house.
Strange creatures are on the