everything falls into place. - When you die? - You don't have to. For example, you read a play of 100 pages. You get more and more confused by Page 90 and then suddenly... - Do you remember Faust by Goethe? - What? Everything gets lousythroughout the volume. And then Margaret is saved. With a single word at the end: Saved! - From what? - From hell. Here is the most mysterious part of my collection. Why do you keep everything together? Clocks, insects and plants. Insects live counter-clockwise. They are born dead and die alive. They don't feel pain like a clock doesn't feel time. Have you ever tried to keep looking at the hands of a clock? Why? It is so strange that we see 5 or 10 minutes pass but we never see the hands move. Just the same as we can't catch any changes in a plant but see it grow twice as high as times go by. By the way there are clocks to be wound up in the evening only. They have got their daily routine. Faust was a scholar, right? He got older and realized that he realized nothing. Then he supposed that a man could get to things through pleasure or sex. The Devil turned up and offered him youth in exchange for his soul. Shit, why should we always pay for our pleasure in hell? We should have bought him some pastry, right? He does not want your pastry... Vera, meet my friends. By the way, hell is not the only place you pay for your pleasure. You'll also have to pay for it in heaven. We shall have tea now. I forgot to buy any pastry. But still we'll have something. You'll help me sort my collection out. And I'll help you search your heart. People like you always find things too perplexed. Your heads are steaming. I want you to make out things that I can t see in my collection any more. And I'll make out things in your selves that you can't see any more. - Do you set up computers? - This is no computer of mine. Would you like to have tea? Shall I make it? - Whose gear is this? - Which one? Here is the tea. - Is anything wrong? - Not at all. Ilya brought some pastry. The man made an effort to bring pastry and you ate it all up, bitch. Where shall I put it? - Anywhere. In the library, probably. - I don't care. But Vera is busy with books there right now. - Let us not disturb her. - Who is Vera? I engaged her to help me draw up a catalogue. Some people build up a weird feeling around the house to conquer women. - And others find women in Internet. - Wait a minute. And what shall we do here? Vera has to put things down in a register. But I need you to do some other work. I don't want to burden you with this. What is it then? You could put the computer here. But you smoke too much. - It's a better place to smoke than a library. - I smoke 3 packs a day. - Or even 4. - Yes. And a pouch of tobacco. Then he should spend nights in the library. But it's too dusty there. Smoke is more harmful than dust. If Ilya were zealous, if he were anxious about his future life he would give up the bad habit. - If I were not a sissy? - But he is too weak. Both of you make the same mistake. It is not a worthy discussion. A weak man can not smoke a pack every evening. You don't call smoking a sign of weakness. It is commonplace. And it is also wrong. Smoking is a sign of power. - Only animals neither smoke, nor drink. - I see. It's a curious classification. My daughter will be here soon. She'll spend the night in this room. Is she an animal? I don't know if she smokes. And my daughter is already here. She's a baby though 14 years old soon. And I won't tolerate boys smoke or curse in her presence. May we gracefully use two fingers to smoke and to jerk off? Do you think you are rude? No, you are about to burst with pride. Yes, you may. Gracefully. Two fingers. Good night, Vera. Collectlon 1. Who Is to blame to human slns? Genitals are the ugliest parts of our body. But they appear an ultimate aim of people's ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Снежная королева на английском - текст Бегущий человек на английском - текст Говорящая голова на английском - текст Как львёнок и черепаха пели песню на английском - текст Военно-полевой роман на английском |