enough for you?
ls everything satisfactory?
No, not really.
Well, we just opened up,
and we're still ironing out the bugs.
I think you'll find most of the bugs
in my room.
We'll have them ironed out immediately.
But it says "private" right here.
How could it be a mistake?
'Cause it wrong.
I know it's wrong,
that's why I'm telling you.
- What's your name?
- Pansy Brown, sir.
- Pansy Brown?
- Yes, sir.
- What seems to be the problem, folks?
- I'll tell you what the problem is.
- Excuse me. Hello, Jack.
- Hello.
Your brochure specifically says,
"Private bath."
And now it seems
that we have to share a bath...
with the gentleman next door.
I think you'll find
that when we say "private"...
we mean that the bathroom's
not open to the general public.
Hey, you're right, though.
This is very misleading.
So I think I should change it and put down,
instead of "private," "secluded."
I'm afraid it's not going
to be that easy, mister.
This is not my first trip out of Cleveland.
Get out of my face
before I rip your nose off.
- Are you threatening me?
- Yes.
Randy, please, put the brochure away.
Jack, I just want to know one thing.
Am I going to be able
to take a decent shower...
or is the water
always going to be like that?
I'm on the case. Tonight you'll have
the finest shower possible.
- The name's Moniker.
- I got it.
Linda.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh...
One-grade, oven-ready, self-basting.
Hey, dinner is served.
- The entrйe's here.
- Meat.
Meat.
Fashion models, got to be.
- Look at these two Aqua Velva's.
- Hi.
- You think they're with them?
- Are you kidding? Look at them.
They're probably gay.
They're a couple of moes.
Oh, come on.
What, are they trying to make us think
they're straight or something?
Cousins.
- Darling, champagne?
- They have that parachute thing.
- I've always wanted to do that.
- Why?
Why, Randy? Because I want to fly.
I want to feel the wind through my hair.
- I want to live.
- Do you want to play Wiffle tennis?
No, honey,
I don't want to play any Wiffle tennis.
Why don't you just read your book?
I need a little space for a while.
I wonder if I might try
this parachute thing?
Sure, what's your name?
- Linda Whitй.
- Chris.
- Hello, Chris.
- Helmut.
Helmut.
- "M," Mississippi.
- Ethiopia.
- No, an "I."
- Ipanema.
That's a song. It's not a place.
It's The Girl from lpanema.
It's fictional, that thing.
- Where do you think she's originally from?
- No, you can't use that, lpanema.
I didn't just make it... I don't want to play.
How's it going, guys? Sorry we didn't
get a chance to talk on the bus.
- Remember me? I'm Jack.
- Barry.
- Barry.
- Whoa, dйjб vu.
Barry Steinberg. Barry Nye.
Smoked meats.
- Nice to have you here, Barry.
- Listen, what's going on here?
This beach is dead.
It's all Preparation and no H.
What, are you blind?
You got dogs under these chairs, man?
Come on, check it out.
What about those two?
- I don't think they're interested.
- Too tall.
Come on,
they were just talking to me about you.
- No. They weren't.
- Really?
They said that you weren't fit
to sleep with pigs. But I stood up for you.
- What did you say?
- I said you were.
- All right.
- All right. Okay.
So, come on, get out there, mingle.
I guarantee if you stick with it,
by tonight...
your meat'll be smoked.
You know what I'm saying?
- See you tonight. Big reggae dance.
- Thanks, man. See you later.
- We'll just cinch you up a bit.
- Very good, you have very strong legs.
- Linda, are you ready to fly?
- Yes, I am.
Linda, the sky is yours.
Randy!
Randy!
Randy!
I'm not wearing this shirt.
Look at it. Look at this shirt.
- Look, I won't wear it.
- Guys, you on a union 10?
Make it 15. We'll get together one day.
We'll have lunch.
Yeah, lunch.
Roll one for me.
Did you rehearse?
Fireburn for these songs. I have
my own songs. I'm not doing these songs.
Don't do this to me, partner. Come on,
we've