be right back, okay?
Right here waiting for you.
- Really?
- No seeds.
No seeds? Nice and clean?
We should come with you,
is this what you're saying?
- Okay, so we'll do that now?
- Where's your friend?
Yeah, he's right there.
Okay, I'm going to get him.
Bar, Bar. We're out of here. Let's go.
So what's the deal?
The deal is,
major score of domestic homegrown...
uncut, pure weed, happening here tonight.
Major score.
- All right.
- Okay? All right?
- How far is it?
- Not far.
- How long is it going to take to get there?
- Not long. Relax.
Like how long? Five minutes?
Ten minutes? Half an hour?
He said, "Soon come." You know what
that means? Lt means it's coming soon.
It takes 45 minutes to get a drink
on this island.
- How long is it going to take?
- Will you relax? The deal's done.
So let me get this get this straight.
The deal is that we're riding in a car...
with a guy we don't even know.
He's wearing sunglasses in the middle
of the night, taking us up into a jungle.
Some godforsaken...
Nice deal, good negotiating. That's good.
Why don't we just hand him our wallets
and slit our own throats?
He's cool. The guy's cool.
Now a very, very special guest, 
ladies and gentlemen... 
a representative of
Her Excellency, the Queen... 
The Governor General of Saint Nicholas, 
Sir Anthony Croyden Hayes. 
- It's my job.
-I've saved the best for last. 
He's my partner. He's my friend. 
He's a reggae machine... 
and a fashion statement. 
Forget your annoyance, 
because here comes... 
Ernest Reed and The Flamboyants. 
- Hi, man.
- Hi.
- How are you?
- Good.
- Great.
- Feel good.
Great music. Real tight.
Real good rhythm thing happening.
We heard it, you know, driving up.
It's all music...
- It sounds like this is the...
- Roots.
The roots, yeah, of all music.
I thought it was jazz, but I...
- This is labingee.
- Labingee.
- I could listen to this all night.
- Stick around, man.
Love to!
How long does this go on for?
You guys go late, or what?
Sometimes three days, all day, all night.
- Three days.
- Big mistake.
Big mistake. If he doesn't come soon,
I think we should just check out.
- Hey, my man.
- Yeah, man.
- He's back. Okay.
- All right.
Ready?
- Oh, we're going?
- We gotta go.
Fellows, guys, great. Had a blast.
- Next time.
- Great session.
- You got it?
- Yes, man.
Let's see it. Let's see it.
- That's it?
- Yes, man.
One joint? What kind of dealer are you?
Dealer? I'm a taxi driver, man.
- Some other guy's dealing it.
- Taxi driver.
Good deal. One joint. You know
we're going to need more than one joint.
Do you want to go back in there
and ask your buddies for a little bit more?
- No, I don't.
- Well, then get in the car.
Wait a minute!
I believe you ladies
mentioned something about smoke.
- Right.
- Let's see it.
- She wants to see it.
- She wants to see it.
This stuff is totally tubular, okay?
She's lighting it here. Is this cool, or what?
You're so fine.
All right.
Nice smoke.
You want to pass that...
- Hey, that's nice.
- You want to pass that...
I had an interesting chat this afternoon
with the Prime Minister, Mr. Gundy...
and Mr. Voit Zerbe, the owner
of the Royal Saint Nicholas Hotel.
They asked me to speak to you
about your future on the island.
In fact, they bribed me to do it.
- You took it, of course.
- Certainly.
If I refused, Mr. Zerbe implied
that he could have England's legs broken.
It seems that this island
is about to be bought...
and that the government is ready to sell it.
Apparently, you and your friend Ernest...
are the only things left
standing in the way.
What do you mean, "bought"?
The people, the government,
the businesses, the natural resources.
It happens all the time.
Who's Mr. Big?
Mr. Big has yet to make
a public appearance...
but I've noticed that every time that
wonderful