was. Wasn't today fun? Didn't you have any fun? I found a shell. Randy, you may have to try just a little bit harder. Tomorrow Helmut and Christopher are giving me cliff-diving lessons. Won't you try it just at least once? Nothing could be more fun than jumping off a cliff with two German bisexuals. - What? - Nothing. The shower better work now. I don't believe it. Randy! Randy! - Mrs. White, how do you do it? - Easy. How was that shower? - Brutal. - Really? I'd say there's about a foot of water in our room. When it rains, it pours. Have a nice night. Look, why don't you come and tell me what the problem is. - Nice resort. - Nice pants. The '60s are over, pal. Your Excellency. You are looking elegant this evening. Why are we graced with your imperial presence? The fact is, one can smell the suntan oil... and the frying female flesh right across the island. I was curious to see what was going on... at this perverted passion pit you're running here. This orgy bin, this... Whatever you call this drug-crazed nipple ranch. I take it you're looking for a little female companionship. You've come to the right place, 'cause you got the pearls, we got the swine. Before I turn my hormones loose... I did have something official that I wanted to discuss with you in private. Forgive me, but I thought most of your official duties consisted of a lot of this. No. While you have been occupied in fishing loose diaphragms... out of the swimming pool filters... I have been engaged in matters of the utmost importance... to everyone on this island. We don't have a swimming pool. Nevertheless, if you do have a nook which is not actually knee-deep... in seminal fluid, I do think it's rather important we have a chat. I'll try and find a dry spot, and we'll talk. But if you're really interested in something wonderful... I think you should check out the woman in the blue, possibly silk, top. Why should I check her out? Because she's a writer for The New York Times travel section... and if you charm her pants off and drive her to China... she might write a real nice piece about this place. Drinks on the house. Doubles. - Lf you think it will help. - Bless you. Oh, dear. Am I too late for the main event? No, I think the guests will be allowed to graze for a few more minutes... - Before the alleged entertainment begins. - May I join you? I guess that's how it works. The fireman told me to check you out. I believe you're a journalist? Will you scribble a little something about this place? I wouldn't know what to say. It sort of reminds me of a Japanese POW camp. - What do you do? - Guess. Too tan to hold a respectable job. Retired millionaire? Hardly. I haven't any money anywhere. That's why people like me live in the West Indies. It's one of the best places in the world in which to be poor. No little mouths to feed? There was one very big mouth, but my wife left me several years ago. Couldn't stand the tropics? Loved the tropics. It was me she couldn't stand. - You want to make our move? - Let's sit down. All right then, let's do it. - Which one do you want? - I'll take the brown hair. - They both have brown hair. - I'll take the banana. - Okay. - Cool. Good evening, ladies. Mind if my father and I join you? You look so familiar. Were you at Club Med Martinique last year? - No. - Club Universal in Hawaii? - No. - Swingles in Fort Lauderdale? - No. - You know what I think? I think we met in another life. - Do you have anything to smoke? - Unreal! - Are you kidding? - You must be psychic. We were just talking about that before, getting stoned. I thought we were the only two heads on the lsland. I tell you what, we're going to go out and cop some primo Cannabis sativa. And the four of us will get totally demented. What do you think? - Stoned out of our gourds. Okay? - Catch you in a while? Save our seats. We'll ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Лиса и заяц на английском - текст 1612. Хроники смутного времени. на английском - текст Первые на Луне на английском - текст Тот самый Мюнгхаузен на английском - текст Вертихвостки 2 на английском |