do us this favor, and we'll do you...
- What?
Okay.
- We're looking for Johnny.
- Who's Johnny?
No. Smoke, J's, joints, buzz.
Not just a little bit. I want a big bag,
no twigs and sticks...
Clean. It's gotta be clean.
I'm a federal narcotics agent,
and you're both under arrest.
Come on, I was just woofing you.
But I could be.
See, there's a lot of heat on me, guys.
If you really want something,
ask that guy over there.
- Don't look!
- Where?
If you get caught, I don't know you, okay?
Be cool.
You got it.
Which guy?
I don't know, I didn't look.
Jackie, that is so obvious.
I can't believe you're doing that.
It's Friday, Mary Lou,
and nothing's happened, yet.
Jackie, please. I don't want to get busted.
Tell you what. I'll make you a deal.
I know a place that's totally secluded.
You can do anything you want.
Sound good?
Hey, everybody!
Who's up for a nude orgy picnic
at Devil's Hole?
- I am!
- I am!
- You coming? Lt's the last chance.
- No, man, I got to wait for Johnny.
Hey, Jackson.
Hi.
Hello.
Barry, you gotta come.
Let's go. Nude beach!
Man, the deal's cut. The weed's coming.
One of us has gotta stay here.
- It's a nude beach!
- One of us has gotta stay here.
I'll catch you later.
Besides, I want to try this thing, anyway.
I'll tool around here for a while.
It's good for the lats, good for the pecs.
Hey, I'm doing it!
Hey, watch your front knee,
and tilt the mast forward.
You see, I don't want to get into a political
discussion here, but Communism...
- Will not work in a country like this.
- Oh, no.
Communism will not attract
women 18 to 26, for instance.
Gee, I love being naked. It's great.
- How about you?
- I thought I did, but I don't.
Come on, take your clothes off.
- Get undressed. We'll go for a jog.
- No, thank you.
No?
He's gonna be here in about 10 minutes.
I really think we should get dressed.
Randy, I want to be naked
for the rest of my life.
Oh, for Christ's sake!
I know we should have gone to Acapulco.
- What are you looking for?
- Our clothes are gone.
- What do you mean, our clothes are gone?
- Well...
All right!
They left our cameras and watches.
Big, hairy deal. We're naked, you jerk.
Well, so what?
We've been naked all afternoon.
Well, I hadn't planned
on walking through town this way.
Come on, let's get out of here.
You know what?
I'm just gonna wait here for lsland Jack.
Because I think it's stupid to go off
without knowing where you're going.
Did it occur to you whoever took our
clothes could be watching us right now...
and we don't know what they want?
Obviously not.
All right. I suggest what we do
is we walk very calmly...
in single file off this beach,
and we don't stop for anything.
All right, let's go.
In single file, and I mean you.
Who died and made him boss?
There might be poisonous snakes here.
No, there are no snakes.
They introduced the mongoose here...
a long time ago.
The mongoose, of course, kills snakes.
- What's a mongoose?
- It's a big rat about a foot long...
with great big teeth.
- This must be north.
- North, schmorth.
What are we doing, making a map?
What are you, Marco Polo?
We just want to get out of here.
If we don't know
what direction we're going in...
we could be going in circles, you fool.
I, for one, am getting very hungry.
Don't worry, honey,
I think that's wild sugarcane.
Randy, I'm not about to eat real sugar.
Yeah, we'll find you a Sweet'N Low field.
Would you move?
I hope that was your finger.
I could have done the same dive myself
if I didn't have this diarrhea.
Oh, boy.
This is perfect.
I've lost my money, I've lost my club,
and now I've lost my guests.
Well, maybe they took a hike.
No, this is not a hiking crowd.
That's it, Randy. I can't go on.
Don't give up, baby.
We're almost out of here.
We've been tramping around here for
three hours. There's no way out of here.
No, we're close.
I can sense it, almost smell it.
You know, I was a