have become of him?
You've been told.
The etsilops have caught him.
Well let's fly, my friend.
I could murder you!
Get in touch with the epsilops by radio!
But we don't have a radio,
we threw it out.
I'll be back... I'll take a look...
Epsilop!
Put on the tsak, quick...
put on the tsak.
Leave it!
Put it on, or he will trankluk you.
You and the match.
Good day.
Listen, friend, We lost a young lad here,
you haven't come across him?
What?
O! Sorry, I forgot...
They said you picked him up.
I said we don't need Skripach. I said it.
Now how do we buy luts? How?
You're a disease, my friend...
He's worse. He's just kyoo.
Here's a suggestion.
We find Skripach, and fly to the local government...
Bring a little sand, my friend...
We tell him who we are, where we're from...
They'll give us a gravitsapa, and we'll
organise some mutually beneficial trade
you give us yellow trousers and
we give you as many ktse as you want.
To fly to the government - we need
to have a gravitsapa.
The governers live on another planet, my friend.
Uncle Vova! I'm here!
Here...
Skripach!
What!
And where... My thing, what is it...
Tsak?
Well?
I have it.
So give it to me!
Why here?
Well, just give it to me, I said!
There's noone here.
That's mine.
Alright, then keep it ready.
You asleep?
No.
Don't lose heart, Skripach.
If there is a gravitsapa on
this Plyuk, we'll get it.
We've got scarcer things...
Listen!
Eh! Wait!
Listen, drop us off in the centre.
Patsak! Stop.
What?
Don't come any closer.
Why do you want?
Take us to the centre!...
Three chatlas..
No money! But we'll work for it!
And what can you do?
Me? I can do everything!
And what exactly?
Vladimir Nikolaevich is a
builder foreman, he can build you a house
And what can you do?
Me?
He can play the violin!
Play...
Play.
I can't!
See you around, Patsaks.
Woman! Wait! I can play!
Play!
Here?
There!
Wait a minute...I can tune this up...
Play.
And sing.
Wait, wait!
How does it go...
Mama, mama, what should I do?...
Cool!
What?
I said, 'Cool!'
These people like it.
What?
These people like it!
Let me be a drummer.
How?
Foreman!
We don't need Skripach!
Don't worry, he can be useful.
Give us some water to drink, eh?
I said, after the performance.
And we could take it by force.
Then you'd have to ask us.
Oo! Touch me - etselop
will come and pull off your legs.
I don't give a damn about your etsilop!
Calm down, Skripach.
Don't provoke the lady...
Foreman!
Look.....
Alright, I understand.
Listen, do you know anyone
with a gravitsapa and a pepelats?
Why?
Well he could drop us off on Earth,
and we'd give you a big box of ktse, and him...
I understand that your people
don't trust words, well read what I'm thinking...
...that your wife is phoning the morgues.
No, what exactly now I'm thinking.
What you're going to give us.
Then it's the truth.
What idiot on Plyuk thinks the truth?
Absurd!
So because you say what you
don't think and think what you
don't think, so you live in cages.
All this bitter cataclysm which
I see here, and Vladimir Nikolaevich sees too...
Patsaks have to perform in a cage,
so we need a cage. Why show off?
Doesn't matter, my dear,
we will sing beside the cage.
Get in the cage or he will see us,
and will trankluk you.
We're not animals.
What???
No you will come inside!
Come inside!
Let go!
You will get in!
Wait!
Get in!
Get in, or he will melt us!
Okay, get in Skripach.
If she wants it that badly.
Get in.
One two three...
Dance!
Dance...
You know, try to find
another ensemble... my friend.
What???
I'll be back.
We've got to get out of here.
Boys, push the cart, it's uphill.
The pleasure is ours...
Gas!
See you, bastards!
I will tell everybody...
...where this buffoon PZh has led the planet.
Patsaks have walked all over chatlanians!
Well, everything there?
She stole the eau de cologne.
Women!...
Hang on, is that lead you got there?
Let me,