- What's this?
- Ketze
- Now we have to check it again...
- Well, be my guest
Hey,
hang on a sec!
In a minute
Fiddler, how about you,
can you get matches on Earth?
Yes, I can
If you can spit further than me,
I'll give you half a 'chatle'
If I can spit further,
you'll owe me two matches
- Understood?
- Nah...
It's a simple game
I bet half a chatle, you bet 3 matches
- Here, kid. Spit
- No, thank you
Well, OK, you bet one match,
I bet 3 chatles and yellow pants
and I'll give you a head-start
like this. Come on
- No
- Blue pants!
Mr. Uef, under no
circumstances will I do this
Is that your final answer?
Then stop fooling me around
"Maimuna verishvilla"!
Mr. Uef! I represent a civilized planet
and demand you to watch your vocabulary!
Yeah!
Where are they?
- Who?
- That one, with a scar
I'm a blockhead
I gave him all the matches
Gentlemen, stop it
That's enough
Enough? Enough?
I told him a thousand times
we should fly to the Center
But he is ...greedy like all Chatlans
"Two chatles cheaper..."  Kyou!
Look, I have one left
Should be enough for
a gravitzapa, right?
Give it to me, please
- What for?
- To buy a gravitzapa
- Where?
- There, in the Center
And how are you going to
get us to Mother Earth?
It is spinning through space somewhere,
and you don't even know the galaxy
We can get your planet
number, you blockhead,
...from any planetarium
in the Center for 2 chatles!
Give me the match, okay?
So that you could
'cover us up' with sand?
- Will you give it to me?
- No
- Is that your final answer?
- As final as it gets
Farewell then,
'my dear fellow'
They will leave,
Vladimir Nikolaevich
No, they won't. They'd sell their
own mother for a couple of matches
Either you give us the match now,
or we won't put you on Earth
for less than 7 matchboxes!
Two thousand
Three
- Two and three hundred
- Three
Two thousand five hundred
Can't give more
Yes you can, my friend
Mr. Be
I have 50 rubles
Matches cost
2 kopeks per box,
so I can buy
2500 matchboxes
Fiddler is fibbing!
He has more chatles
Stop calling me "Fiddler," Mr. Uef
To you I am Gedevan Alexandrovich
Is it the engine there?
Stop poking your nose into every hole
'Gedevan Alexandrovich'
Gedevan, how about we tie these two
scoundrels up and set a course north?
What for?
Maybe there's Mediterranean Sea
there, swashing and splashing
Heh... Vladimir Nikolaevich,
are you nuts, my friend?
A sea? on Pluk?
All seas have been used up
long ago, to make 'luts'
Excuse me, to make what?
Fuel, Fiddler. Fuel
Here
That would be 6140 matchboxes
How come it's
so many already?
You stuff your face with porridge
You drink water. Plus the "Widget"
Cross the "Widget" out, we are
not into widgets.   Put it back
Let's take it. We need to bring a sample
of technology, or no-one will believe us
Then give them the violin,
if you like the Widget so much
It's an Italian antique violin,
worth a thousand rubles, if not more
How will I ever pay for it
Fiddler! Instead of thinking that you
are "the first Georgian cosmonaut"
and that you "will get a Nobel prize",
return the spoon you stole
from the poor artists
I wasn't thinking any of that
I wanted to donate it to science,
maybe it's some new metal
Heaven! Heaven knows, Fiddler,
you are a disgrace for all Patzaks
I am very deeply saddened
- Where are you going?
- To the toilet
No money in the toilet
Leave the money here,
'Gedevan Alexandrovich'
- Ketze, my dear fellow, is very expensive
- Why?
Well, there on Earth,
how do you know
how many times who has to
squat and before whom?
We go by instinct!
Barbarians!
Look,
I've come to like you,
so I'll teach you
If I have
*a little* ketze,
I have a right to
wear yellow pants
...and Patzaks have to squat
before me not just once, but twice
If I have
*a lot* of ketze
I have a right to
wear *pink* pants
...and not only do Patzaks have
to squat before me twice
...but also