that sort
the opportunity to decide
about anything...
Girly, are you the
smartest people around?
Did somebody tell you
or did you decided
it all on your own?
Let's not waste time
You are creatures
from anti-tentura
That means I have an
obligation to transport you...
to the starting
point of your journey
Or, we can send
you back in time...
to the moment when you can
choose your fate for yourselves
Make a decision
I don't understand
Back in time?
I can send you
to the past
Back to Pluk
Can you send
one of us to Earth
and the other
one back in time?
Vladimir Nickolaevich
No way will I let you
return to Pluk alone
Listen you
send us back in time!
How long was I fixing the
violin? About 50 minutes?
About 50
Brother Patsak
a guy with a sock
will be here soon
Tell him to meet
us at the etsih
Do you know the etsih?
Sure
Will you show us?
Give me something else then
Everybody, rest
for half an hour!
Thank you friends
Carry on playing, boys
Fiddler, hurry up!
Not again! You bitches!
Yep.
Now get out of there
Like hell!
It's better here
than on Alpha
Get them out
We'll have a space-transport
gizmo in a minute
Vladimir Nickolaevich!
You owe us 11,000 boxes
Fiddler has it
written down
11,020
I have a proposition
Vovka
We will transport together
right into the
supermarket
and after we
buy everything...
There is no 'after'
We're only going to Earth
Forever?
Forever
Me, on a planet where
they don't know who has to
squat in front of whom?
Nonsense
Give us the gravitsapa
and you do what you want
Uncle Uef, uncle Bee,
You will be very welcome there!
No, my friend
A society without the colour
differentiation of pants...
is a society without purpose
And without a purpose...
Enough with the philosophy,
he's going to appear soon
Make up your mind
Are you going with us?
Just give us
the gravitsapa!
Give it to them
Pity
So
We should say our farewells
I kind of got used to you
Me too
Well
Take care
Friends!
Patsaks!
Here is your sock
back, thank you
If you wish...
Friend!
What system is your gadget?
Might I take a look?
Regular system
You press a button
- and you're home
Hi
Hi
How was your day?
Some pipes burst at
Manokhin's building site
''Mother, mother, what will we do,
Mother, mother, how will we live?''
How's our A-student?
He's out with friends
Vovka! I forgot to buy
bread, will you go?
And buy some noodles!
Comrade
How could I get to
the Old Arbat street?
Turn right over there
Thank you
Fiddler?
Uncle Vova?
Fiddler!
Uncle Vova!
The EndThe Creative Union
of Comedy and Musical Films
Presents
Kin Dza Dza
Screenplay Revaz
Gabriadze Giorgi Danelia
Director
Giorgi Danelia
Cinematography
Paval Lebeshev
Design Aleksandr Samulekin Theodor Tezik
Composer
Gia Kancheli
Sound
Yekaterina Popova
Assistant Director
Sergei Skripka
Operators L. Bits K.
Gevorkyan U. Yakovlev
English translation by Andy
Hi
Hi
what's new?
Manohin had a pipe burst at the factory
How's the star schoolboy?
He's out playing...
Vovka, pop out for some bread
- I forgot it, can you?
And I don't think there's enough macaroni
Comrade, that man says he's from another planet;
we need to do something.
Call 03
I will call but he's barefoot - he'll catch cold
Hello!
Hello. Excuse my bad smell. I'm cold.
I found this in an iron bin.
Fine.
Friend! Tell me the number of your planet
in the tenture?
Or at least the number of your galaxy
in the spiral?
I got my contacts mixed up and now
I can't return home.
We don't know the number.
We forgot, my friend.
And now this lad will go and call information,
and we'll wait for him in the bakers, okay?
And put this on meanwhile...
Thank you... Listen, my friends. There's no
need for the bakers, no need for information.
This is my planet... 247 in tenture,
galaxy Beta, in the spiral.
With this machine you travel in space...
So which co-ordinates do I press
in order to travel