to Earth,
I found out your tentura number
But you have to hurry,
one second here
is half a year there
I have a proposition
We go to Earth,
get some matches,
go back, sell them...
get our guys
out of the jail,...
go to Moscow
and you go home
I can't do that,
I only have 3 charges
That's great!
Enough to go there,
here and back again
And what about me?
Listen, freind
Make up your mind
I'm counting to three.
One...
Wait
Two...
Please understand,
they are in jail
because of me
And my little son has
a beard like this by now!
Two and a half...
Two and a half!
I cannot do this
Three
Who needs all this stuff?
Stupid tsaks,
all this rubbish...
We'll never...
Where did you
get this from? Huh?
It was just lying around
in the planetarium,
on the shelf
Fiddler...
My dear little klepto
You've pinched
a gravitsapa!
Patsaks!
Why are you
singing standing up?
It's only allowed over there
The Etselop didn't
let us sing there
Here you can only
sing on your knees
We're fine as we are
Come on,
give us money
Now, now, be good
Strangers in the Koo.
Uncle Vova,
here is your coat...
it's walking, wearing my hat
Hi!
How's life?
What's new on Pluk?
Sing
I'm having a bad voice day
Sing!
Vladimir Nicolaevich
I can't stand
this any longer
Calm down, Fiddler
How much is this?
I think we've
made enough
How much is this one?
Estelop!
Patsaks!
Why aren't you
wearing muzzles?
Turn around
New order
from Mr PG -
all Patsaks must
now wear muzzles
and be happy
This is for me,
this is for you
and this is for you
Why aren't you happy?
Answer me!
Come on, Chatlan,
get your tranglucator
Put it on
Yes, sir!
And be happy
I'm so happy!
Look, PG is here!
Where?
Get up!
Get up!
Open your mouth!
Open wider!
Fiddler
Get me a gag
Quick!
Turn around!
Nose
Give back our money
Here, hold this
Take this off
If you think it's
not a tranglucator
it will be the last thought
in your Chatlan head
Show us the shortest
way to the etsih
Go!
Everybody down!
Stay there for half an hour
Move!
Move!
Faster!
Excuse us, granny
That was PG's mother
Is it a video of PG?
No. It's the man himself
Everybody
get in the tub, now!
Open the door
Stay there for 24 hours
Koo, or not koo?
Here it is
Which number?
The last one
Hello
Hey, Chatlan
Sing
Fiddler, stop it
Last but one then
Get lost!
Hello,
Gedevan Alexandrovich
Hello
Get out of there
We can't
They'll catch us again
Stop
We have a gravitsapa
Koo, Uncle Vova!
Cut it
Right here
All together now!
Uncle Vova, help me
with the etsih
Leave it!
Vladimir Nicolaevich!
Humankind worked for
millenia just to get one
stone from the Moon
And here we have
a live alien and an etsih
made of an unknown metal!
I said, leave it!
Tsapa
Yes sir, tsapa
Tsapa!
Press the tsapa!
I did!
Are we flying?
Starting her up...
Come on, gentlemen,
before they come
to their senses!
You're not helping!
And we've landed
Landed where?
Hanut
What's Hanut?
The planet where
I was born
And me
It's night
Now it's always night here
Put this on
Why?
There's no bloody air here
So how do you live here?
Nobody has lived here for ages
Plukans trangluked the planet...
while we were on tour
Why?
Because we did
not get them first
Why did you want
to get them?
So they'd stop bugging
us with their existense
Did everybody die?
Of course
Vovka, I have a proposition
This planet now costs peanuts
63 chatls
We'll tour the galaxy for a
month singing 'Mother, Mother'...
and the planet is ours!
Another month and we'll
even be able to buy air
93 chatls
Everyone who has no air
will rush straight here
The air belongs to us
They will crawl before us,
and we will spit on them
What for?
For fun
What kind of fun is that?
He's so young
Half of the planet could be
yours, the other half ours. OK?
This is very tempting
But we need to
go back to Earth
Let's move, the supermarket
shuts in half an hour