first need to find out
Earth's tentura number
Yellow pants - koo twice!
Think of the orbit diameter
of your planet
I don't remember
Fiddler, you do it
Fiddler isn't needed,
you do it!
Oh, all right
Think of your planets
core density
Density?
I can't remember
I see
Think of the planets in your Galaxy,
as many as you know
Jupiter, Mars, Venus...
Where is my divination crystal?
It was right there!
Fiddler, put it back!
I thought it was just a
piece of glass, rubbish
Stupid cow
Enough
Stop rattling your brains moron
Here is your planet
Here is your planet: 013 in tentura,
just left of Ursa Major
If you want to talk,
that's extra
Pardon?
Think of your phone number
And tell them about the matches
Hello, I'm listening
Speak there
Hello, I'm listening!
Speak, time is money
Hello, Lucy
Vovka?
Can you hear me ok? It's me!
Vovka, where are you?
I'm here. How are you?
How's our son?
Where are you, Vovka?
I'm here, in this place,
I'll explain later
How's mum?
Have you seen her?
Yes I have. I'm asking you,
where are you?
Hey, she-Patsak, quit messing with us,
go buy two crates of ketse!
Or we'll find him another...
Lucy!
My dear!
Lucy!
Call Manokhin, tell him
that the keys to the
building store are in my office,
under the cabinet,
do you understand?
Oh, I understand
Please dial Batumi 3-47-57
and ask for Alik
No.
Get lost thief
Is something wrong?
Everything's fine,
but Earth is very far away
It will take 7 minutes instead of 5
Let's go and prepare some
tsapa for the gravitsapa
Astronauts!
Which one is tsapa?
It's a rusty metal nut mate
Everything is rusty here
That one is the rustiest
What are you doing,
are you nuts?
Wow, Lucy and Manokhin
have been transported!
Uncle Vova!
The match was in the hat!
Weird. Why would they leave?
Weird? They have a match
to buy a gravitsapa, and
they know where Earth is!
Comrade etselop!
They stole from us!
Please catch them!
40 chatls
Our money is with the guide.
That's not even my violin!
They did not koo in
front of a video of PG.
What are you staring at?
I'll tell that you knew and did nothing,
you'll be fucking trangluked! Right?
I didn't do nothing.
I pressed the kappa at once
Fiddler is a witness
Calling all patrols!
There's nothing there
Open it
Let them see
It's vinegar
That's none of your business
The Patsak will be trangluked,
the Chatlan gets etsih
for life - with nails
Brother Patsak tell them
the truth, that I squatted,
it was this Chatlan...
Shut up parasite!
You shut up!
Vovka, my friend!
Gedevan Alexandrovich!
Tell them it was him!
He was the one
who did not squat
And I will give
you the Pepelats
Uncle Vova,
the Pepelats is mine!
Calm down
Everything's fine.
Everybody squatted like monkeys.
I was wrong
And it was me who
brought the ketse here
What ketse?
That match you
took out of the hat
There was no match
Uncle Vova, mate,
what are you saying!
Sorry, I forgot
There was no match
There was no match
You two, etsih without nails - for life.
Until the fee of 500 chatls is paid
Thank you!
Patsak, fix the violin and sing
Fiddler, work that widget!
Guys, we were just kidding,
we thought it would be a laugh!
See you!
Hello, Earthling!
I knew one day your explorations
would carry you to this planet
Greetings from
Vladimir Nickolaevich Moshkov,
construction foreman from Moskow
and Gedevan Alexidze
from Batumi
We were the first to set foot
onto this wretched sand in the
backwater of the Universe
Brother Patsak
add some fuel
Give me something else then
Maybe by this time,
some people who knew
me are still alive
Please tell them that
I did not steal the violin...
Look, good as new
Here is another piece
Yeah, this sort of
thing can happen
Is it nutritious?
Earthlings!
You really shouldn't have
pressed it like that
I only found you
thanks to the dial memory
I'm returning your sock,
thank you
If you wish,
I can transport
you back