still have Kyzylkums.
-No. Lets think, that it's Karakums. Eh?
-Well, Sun is on west... It means that Ashhabad-city
is there. Clear? Lets go!
-Go! Go!
-Comrade! What is you name?
-My name is Vladimir Nikolaevich.
-My name is Gedevan.
-Very nicely...
-There is a bottle in your bag. Is it wine?
-No. It's a grape vinegar.
-I have a garden-stuff also.
-Wonderful.
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, do you remember the number?
The man with my socks told it to us.
-No.
-May be he moved from planet with the number & we're on his plane. Eh?
-Hear, Violinist! We may guess, but We'll not find out truth.
-We have already selected the direction & we're going.
First of all, we need to get to water. Clear?
-Vladimir Nikolaevich, I want to shoe my mules.
-Chut! Shoe 'em!
-In this case you must stop!
-What time is it now?
-4:00
-a.m.?
-a.m...
-Do you delay?
-It's no good... I called from airport & said that I
should come in an hour... But I'm here...
-Do you study in a conservatory?
-No, It's an alien violin.
-It's prof Rogozin's violin. They shew concert to us &
forgot to take violin in air-plane.
-Did they have banket?
-No. They had dinner...
-Ah... Are you from Tbilisy? (capitol of Georgia)
-I'm from Batumy-city.
-I thought that I should return the violin & catch the train.
I study in Ivanovo-town in textile institute.
-Aha...
-At first, I tried to enter in diplomatic institute, but there
they said me, that ...
-Hist.
-At first, I tryed to enter in diplomatic institute, but there
they said me, that ...
-Hist.
-Heigh! Heigh!
-KU!
-It's a human.
-KU!
-KU...
-Hello...
-KU-U-U!
-It's a capitalistic country.
-KU! KU! KU! KU! KU! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y! KU! KU! KU! KU!
-Do you speak foreign language?
-I speak English & French a little?
-Tell them, that we don't have money.
-Chut! Tell them, we need to pay them.
-Gentleman, sorry! We haven't money. Now! (Eng)
-KU...
-Hello! We are tourists. We lost our group. Could you
move us to city? There we'll get outside of our problems
ourself... Translate them.
-Do you speak English? (Eng)
-KU-U?
-Do you speak French? (Fr)
-KU!
-Hello.
-Do you speak English? (Eng) Do you speak French? (Fr)
Do you speak German? (German)
-KU?
-CHATL?
-We don't have money. The guide has our money, documents,
exchange...
-You see, It has happened so... We estrange ourself from our
group & lost track of it in sand...
-KYU.
-Take it. It's warm.
-KU.
-Excuse me. What do you mean?
-KU.
-Do you want my hat? Please...
-It's not allowed. I can't give it to you...
-There is nothing there.
-Open.
-It's not a wine. It's a vinegar.
-KU!
-E-E-E... KYU.
-It's vinegary, isn't it?
-E-E-E... E-E-E...
-Friend! Have we already come to understanding? Will
you move us?
-Violinist, move quickly!
-I say, move us to the nearest town. There we'll
find our way.
-KU!
-Do you want jersey, don't you?
-Contagion...
-It's good, that I didn't give violin to them...
-It's good, that I didn't give violin to them...
-It has just become shame them...
-KATSE! KATSE! KATSE!
-What is "KATSE"?
-KATSE. KATSE.
-It seems to me, that he wants a match.
-Do you want a match?
-KATSE.
-Take it!
-KU?
-Do you want whole box?
-KU.
-If you'll move us, then we'll give KU to you.
-No any letters. No any "made in".
-KU!
-Excuse me, I don't understand...
-KU!
-Do you speak Turkish? (mix Eng&Germ)
-KYU!
-KU-U!
-What do they want?
-They want KU.
-TSAK!
-Thank you...
-TSAK.
-He wants, that I'll insert the bell in my nose.
-No, don't do it.
-TSAK! TSAK.
-I'll insert, Vladimir Nokolaevich. You see...
-Do it.
-TSAK! TSAK! TSAK. TSAK...
-OK. You have already blandished me.
-DZIN', DZIN'.
-KU.
-KU-U-U!
-KU.
-KU?
-KU.
-KU?
-KU!
-KU-U.
-KU.
-I'll light up. Allow me...
-KATSE! KATSE! KATSE!
-Hist! Hist! Hist!
-KATSE!
-Vladimir Nokolaevich, May be, just the same, we're on...
-Yes, they're typical Martians.
-KYU.
-Lucy, dear, contagion, why did you need macaroni?
-Well...