And for aII that I'm asking 25 sheep.
It's a reaI bargain!
That's bad apoIiticaI reasoning. You
are bIind to the poIiticaI situation.
You see Iife through the windows of
my personaI automobiIe.
25 sheep when our region hasn't
fuIfiIIed the pIan in meat and wooI?
Don't mix up your own sheep
with those ofthe State.
By the way,
my dear DzhabraiI,
I'm pIaced here to keep a watch
over the State's interests.
Sit down for now.
Where were we...
- Twenty sheep.
- Twenty five.
Twenty.
I'II aIso give you a refrigerator...
A certificate of merit...
- And a free trip somepIace...
- To Siberia.
- AII right.
- AII right.
Let's see now.
The bridegroom agrees...
Her reIatives agree, too.
But... the bride herseIf...
Yes, young peopIe today are brought
up badIy, yes, badIy.
They have siIIy views
on marriage.
Why must we ask her opinion?
Put a sack over her and... whoosh!
That's a good idea.
A very good idea.
But I can't be part of it.
Don't worry.
It'II be done by outsiders.
- Yes, and not from around here.
- Trust me.
Dancing SchooI. Price based on tariff.
Tariff: 1 rubIe.
This is the twist, not the Iezghinka.
Watch me again.
With your right toe,
you crush the butt of a cigarette.
Like this.
Another butt...
you crush with your Ieft toe.
Now you crush both butts.
Dancing SchooI. Price based on tariff.
Tariff: 1 rubIe.
MuItiboard Game. Price based on
tariff. Tariff: 1 rubIe.
You Iost.
- You soId her?
- None ofyour business!
Wait a minute... weII...
I bet it passes...
A bit to my right...
There.
Forward!
The sheep in the stabIe,
the fridge in the house.
Where are you going?
Get back in the house.
You won't get away with this.
- Kidnapping such a wonderfuI girI...
- An athIete, a KomsomoI member...
By the way,
in my town a man kidnapped
a girI who was a Party member.
Shurik, you're making
a great deaI of progress.
- Oh, it's nothing at aII.
- Nothing at aII?
ReaI nothing. I was secured.
WeII, I'II have to give you
a harder task.
What is it?
Hop into your sIeeping bag.
As quick as possibIe.
- Just a second. We'II time it.
- Right.
WeII, get ready. On your mark...
Go!
Time!
Are you going to sIeep standing?
I'm timing you.
Watch out!
Shurik! Stay where you are!
I'II save you!
There're two ofthem.
- The third one's got a taiI...
- Don't count the donkey.
- The second one is one too many.
- A witness.
And what if...
- We can't murder him.
- We'd better wait.
Right, we'II wait.
You deaI.
- What is this? Is it foIkIore?
- No, it's a student song.
A song about bears.
- It couIdn't be usefuI to you.
- It can. It's students' foIkIore.
Come on, sing it.
AII right, Iisten.
Somewhere in a distant corner,
In the frozen North,
Bears rub their bodies
Against the axis of Earth.
Passing by them are eras,
SIeeping are the seas ice-bound.
Bears rub their bodies,
The earth goes spinning around.
The earth goes round and round.
They turn the earth around
With aII their bear's might,
So that aII the Iovers
Sooner couId meet and unite.
So that one sunny morning,
One year earIier, or two,
He couId say, ''I Iove you'',
And she: ''I Iove you, too.''
After an ApriI shower,
Sooner wiII come the dawn.
And for the two happy Iovers,
As the time goes on,
The sun wiII shine forever,
The days wiII aII be fair,
The fog wiII curI in a vaIIey,
Snow-white as a bear.
Somewhere in a distant corner,
In the frozen North,
Bears rub their bodies
Against the axis of Earth.
Passing by them are eras,
SIeeping are the seas ice-bound.
Bears rub their bodies,
The earth goes spinning around.
The earth goes round and round.
The earth goes round and round.
Goodbye, Shurik.
You go that way,
and I'm heading for the camp.
It's been fun.
- Goodbye, Nina.
- Goodbye!
Nina!
- Wait, Nina.
- What is it, Shurik?
I'm going to take you
to your camp.
You didn't Iive up
to the trust I put in you.
- It was impossibIe.
- You set us an unattainabIe goaI.
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