maniac.
We can all be grateful
that this man stopped us!
- You see, kids, a car...
- Here's the leash, sir.
I'm going back to get the rest
of the carcass off the road.
Thank you, officer.
Have a nice day.
Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
Dog killer!
I'm sure the food is just fine.
I'll take that.
Thank you.
Oh, kids!
Waitress!
"I've had some Ionely nights
"And I'll admit I cried sometimes
"Cause you were out of my life
"But then you called my name
"And you came back again
"I feel so inspired
"Kissing your lips of fire
"Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
"Sweet little boy of mine"
What happened?
What happened to your hair?
You're sweating!
Are you blushing?
Don't be silly.
Are you all right, Clark?
Of course, I'm fine!
I'm having a ball!
Come on, honey, look at the mountains,
breathe the air!
Put on a happy face for me.
I guess there's not much
more that can happen to us.
I think the worst is behind us.
Clark, I need my vanity case.
We have to go back and look for it.
All my credit cards are in it.
Honey, number one: I've already
called the bank and reported the loss.
B: We'll never find it when
we don't know where it fell off.
And three: I've got my credit cards.
And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
No, we don't.
You gave $500 to Eddie.
And everything has cost twice
as much as you figured out.
Honey, there's nothing in that luggage
that can't be replaced.
Except for your diaphragm.
We can cash a check down the road.
Don't you trust me?
As long as you don't tie me
to the rear bumper.
That hurt.
Clark, I think we're lost.
We're not lost!
Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
I don't think you'll find
the Grand Canyon on this road.
Jesus, it's only the biggest
goddamn hole in the world!
Clark, watch your language!
Make that the second largest.
Dad, I haven't seen a car for an hour!
Shut up, Audrey!
Dad knows where he's going.
Thank you.
You're lost!
Ma, I saw some detour signs!
I didn't see any.
I saw them when you and Mom
were trying to fold the map.
When they close a road
they put up big signs.
Like this one.
I think I broke my nose!
I stabbed my brain.
I just got my period.
I'm going to check under the hood.
Audrey, gather up all the clothes,
and put them in a pile.
Rusty, find the first aid kit,
then bring the suitcases here.
Where can I go to the bathroom?
Find a bush, Audrey!
Dad, you must've jumped
the car about 50 yards!
It's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
Fifty yards.
Ellen, get me out of here!
Stay in the car!
It's hot and dangerous out here!
Don't you tell me what to do!
I'll do what I want!
I should never have come
on this trip with you!
I should have taken an airplane!
And he, he shouldn't even have
a license to drive an automobile.
He should be behind bars!
Sit down, and shut up!
Move out of that seat,
and I'll split your lip!
Rusty, come up here!
I am going to have to hike down
the road to find a service station.
I want you to stay here
and take care of things.
Will you be okay?
Oh, sure.
I haven't had a chance
to talk to you, man to man.
I've only been a man a few days, Dad.
You're growing up so fast.
I have spent the past 15 years...
...developing newer and better
food additives.
I guess I missed a lot.
At first, I didn't want
to take this vacation.
Now I'm glad I did.
It has given me a chance
to spend more time with you and...
Audrey.
Audrey. Yeah.
It's been fun for me, too, Dad.
Except for Aunt Edna.
She doesn't mean to be
a pain in the rump.
It's just the way she is.
Let's not let it spoil our fun, okay?
I won't.
Maybe she would be nicer
if she had a family of her own.
Instead of always having to latch
onto someone else's.
You're a pretty bright little guy.
Excuse me... man.
It's okay.
Do you know what I want to do?
When I was your age,
my dad shared a beer with me.
And I thought it was
the best thing ever.
When I was a boy, just about
every summer