mighty Mississip.
The old Miss...
The old man...
Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.
What's the difference,
as long as we get across the river?
Clark? What are you doing?
Just relax, Ellen.
This is so dangerous!
We have no business being
in an area like this!
This is a part of America
we never get to see.
That's good!
No, that's bad.
We can't close our eyes
to the plight of the cities.
Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
This will just make us
appreciate what we have.
Roll them up!
I'd better ask these fellows
how to get back on the expressway.
I wonder if you could tell me how
to get back on the expressway?
Fuck your mama!
Thank you very much!
Hey, excuse me?
What it is, bro'!
We're from out of town.
No shit?
Listen, I'd really appreciate it
if you could...
...give me directions
back onto the expressway.
What? For free?
Sure.
Five dollars.
I'm not going to give you
$5 for directions!
I think that's fair, Clark.
Okay. Here's $10.
Keep the change.
You see which way you're pointing?
You see that place?
Do you see the sign, "Rib Tips"?
Well, fuck that,
you don't want to go that way.
I wonder if these guys
know The Commodores.
You go half a block down the street...
...and you'll see a Torino
with no wheels on it.
Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.
Tell him that you're my boy,
and that you're lost.
He'll make sure you
get where you're going.
You don't want to know from me.
I'm not from this neighborhood.
I'm from the west side of Chicago,
here on vacation.
Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.
"I'm Mister Blue
"When you say you love me..."
Honey?
Remember when we were in college...
...and drove to Fort Lauderdale
in my Austin Healy?
I haven't thought about that
for a long time.
Remember what we did in the car?
It's amazing we didn't
get into an accident.
Want to relive a fond memory?
Are you serious?
No!
Why not?
Because, that's why.
The kids are asleep.
Let's just wait until we get to a motel.
Okay, we'll wait.
I'll find the best one on the road.
Do you want to put your head in my lap?
It's not what I was thinking.
Let me adjust the steering wheel.
There you go, out of your way.
Comfortable?
Clark?
My head's stuck.
Quit kidding around! It hurts!
I'm not. It's stuck.
Cut it out!
I know what you're trying to do,
and I think it's sick!
The wheel's stuck, honey!
That was a dirty trick!
The damn wheel is all screwed up.
You're tired.
You get weird when you get tired.
Let's just find a motel.
I don't want you dozing off.
I'm not tired. Are you kidding?
I can drive for another 100 miles.
No problem.
"I stay at home at night
"By the phone at night
"But you don't call
"And I won't hurt my pride
"Call me Mister Blue
"I'm Mister Blue without you"
Sparky, why don't you turn off
the TV and come to bed?
Okay, honey.
Well, wake up everyone.
We're here.
Clark!
Can I do your back, honey?
I've done it already.
Can I do your front?
Go do your own front.
We should call
Catherine and Eddie...
...and tell them that we won't be in
until tomorrow afternoon.
If we're not there by 10:00 a.m.,
we'll be completely off schedule.
I planned very carefully...
...so that we would be
at Walley World early Saturday.
Sparky, I know what this trip
means to you...
...and that you want all of us
to have a great time, but...
...it is a long way to Walley World.
I think it would be easier on all of us
if you would just try to relax.
I'm way ahead of you, honey.
When did you get these glasses?
Oh, I have my little secrets.
What a nice thought.
Don't drink yet!
Ready?
I would like to propose a toast.
To a very restful vacation.
Here's to a very relaxing vacation.
To a renewed love affair.
To a time of joy with our kids.
You know, I've never told you this.
I know it's been a rough beginning.
I think there's something wrong here!
It's the bed.
It will slow down in a second.
I got it! Here, hold on to these.