we won't be in until tomorrow afternoon. If we're not there by 10:00 a. m., we'll be completely off schedule. I planned very carefully... ...so that we would be at Walley World early Saturday. Sparky, I know what this trip means to you... ...and that you want all of us to have a great time, but... ...it is a long way to Walley World. I think it would be easier on all of us if you would just try to relax. I'm way ahead of you, honey. When did you get these glasses? Oh, I have my little secrets. What a nice thought. Don't drink yet! Ready? I would like to propose a toast. To a very restful vacation. Here's to a very relaxing vacation. To a renewed love affair. To a time of joy with our kids. You know, I've never told you this. I know it's been a rough beginning. I think there's something wrong here! It's the bed. It will slow down in a second. I got it! Here, hold on to these. What are you doing? Let's try this, my darling. We haven't done this in a long time. Oh! Clark! What's that noise? What's going on? Don't you kids knock anymore? Sorry, we thought you were fighting. No one is fighting in here. It is very late. Where is Mom? I'm under here, kids. Go back to bed. Go back to bed now. The bed was very soft. Weirdo-rama! It's the same street Wyatt Earp kept law and order on. It seems kind of dirty and touristy. The Old West was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If it were, there would be no reason for leaving home, right, Rusty? Yeah, Dad. This is great. I'm glad we didn't go to Hawaii. I'll bet you are. Okay, let's go get a drink. Howdy, city slickers! Welcome! No fighting, cussing or gunslinging. Watch what you say to our bartender. He's ornery. Thank you, sheriff. Marshal. Give me five, partner! That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp! He's wearing jogging shoes! Nah, they used to, Rusty. Hey, knucklehead! Set us up with four red-eyes, will you? Hey, yellow-belly! I'm talking to you! Hey, tenderfoot! Move your chicken wings, turkey! Clark! That's not nice! It's part of the act, honey. Hey, underpants! I'm okay! I'm okay! I'm all right! That wasn't funny! A noise like that could impair the kids' hearing. It was real! It looked real, didn't it? I thought it was real gun. Didn't it look real when I fell down? What? Didn't it look real? What? Are you happy now, Clark? She's deaf. What's the difference? It was fun anyway. Let's have a drink. Pardon me, sir? Catherine told us to follow 50. I was thinking of taking a detour to Liberal. What for? The House of Mud. What's that? The largest, freestanding mud dwelling ever built! The pioneers didn't have bricks, so they used mud. They didn't use mud, they used sod! Right, Audrey. When they ran out of sod, they used mud! Let's skip The House of Mud. Dodge City was enough for today. And Catherine and Eddie are expecting us. It's living history. But, if you would rather visit your cousins... ...it's okay with me. I would rather see a pile of mud than Eddie. Stop it! What's going on? Rusty is licking his hand and touching me with it! Tell Rusty to behave himself. Rusty, behave yourself! But Audrey is eating candy and smiling at me with her mouth open! Audrey, eat with you mouth closed! No eating in the car, kids! You suck, you know that? Retard! I am trying to concentrate on the road! "I've had some lonely nights "And I'll admit I cried sometimes "Cause you were out of my life "But then you called my name "And you came back again "I feel so inspired "Kissing your lips of fire "Little boy sweet, little boy sweet, "Sweet little boy of mine "Come a little closer" You're driving 80 miles an hour! Doesn't seem that fast, honey? Slow down! I don't know why, we're making good time. "Love for sale "Appetizing, yummy love... " They're here! Eddie, come on! I can't believe it's been so long! Eddie, you look terrific. Come and meet your cousins! Look how ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Просто кровь на английском - текст Плутовство на английском - текст Отель "У погибшего альпиниста" на английском - текст Стюарт Литтл 2 на английском - текст Бриллиантовая рука на английском |