Roy Walley, honey! I'm Russ Lasky. I met you at the summer picnic last year. I don't remember. They kidnapped one of my men. I was the one who got sick. Anyway Mr. Wally, I went on all the rides... ...I didn't get sick this time. Normally I get sick on all your rides... Quiet! Mr. Walley... Roy? I think I can make some sense out of this. Well, someone had better explain! Or there will be a lot of explaining to do! I'm Clark W. Griswold. This is my wife, Ellen. Hi. We're big fans of yours. We watch your show all the time. These are my children, Audrey and Rusty. Nice family. We're from Chicago, Roy. "The Windy City." I've been there many times. We just spent two weeks of living hell, driving out here. We lost a dear member of the family on the way. But, the important thing, Roy, is that... ...we could have gone anywhere we wanted to this summer. Anywhere in the world. But when I asked my kids... Kids, remember when I asked you where you wanted to go on vacation? What did you say? Hawaii? Shut up, Russ. Audrey, you remember? Walley World, Dad? "Walley World, Dad! " Roy Walley World. Do you have any children, Mr. Walley? Are you kidding? I have seven. I thought so. Seven, did you hear that, honey? You look so young! Did you ever drive them across country? I took the whole clan to Florida one year. The worst two weeks I ever had in my life. The smell from the backseat was too unbearable. I know that smell. Imagine how your kids would have felt if Florida had been closed. They don't close Florida. I know they don't close the state of Florida. When we got here, to Roy Walley World... ...and it was closed down... If you had seen the look on my kids faces. I guess I went a little haywire. You went a lot haywire, if you ask me! I'm very sorry, sir. I'm sorry to all these people. I didn't mean any harm. I want you to ask yourself one thing. If you were me... ...wouldn't you have done the same thing for your children? No. Mr. Walley, do you want me to take them downtown and book them? No... no. Forget it, officer. I'm not going to press any charges. What did I tell ya? Did I say trust me?"I found out long ago" "It's a long way down a Holiday Road" "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick" "Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids" "Holiday Road!" "Holiday Road!" "Holiday Road!" "Holiday Road!" "I found out long ago" "It's a long way down a Holiday Road" "Holiday Road" "Holiday Road" "Holiday Road" Clark Griswold. I'm trading my wife's old car in. Say good-bye to the old gas-guzzler, Russ! It's pretty exciting, isn't it, Rusty? What's that, Dad? Picking up the new car! You can't wait, can you? Hi there, Ed! Good to see you, Mr. Griswold! How are you doing? Rubin right? Rusty. Look at him. He can't wait. So, did you bring your trade-in? Yes, a guy just took it away a couple of seconds ago. Well, let's get to it, then. We were worried that the new car might not be ready yet. We're on our way to California in the morning... ...big vacation, the whole family, Walley World... Walley World? Very exciting, Clyde. Clark. Well, there she is. Where? Right here. The wagon. Dad, this is not the car you ordered! Take it easy, Rusty. Ed, this is not the car I ordered. I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue, Super Sportswagon... ...with the C.B. and the optional Rally fun pack. You didn't order the Metallic Pea? Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue. The Sportswagon. This isn't even the right model! You know, I think you're right. I don't think this is the car. This is the new Wagonqueen Family Truckster. This is a fine automobile, if you want my honest opinion. It beats the hell out of the Sportswagon but... ...I want to make you happy. Davenport! I'll get to the bottom of this. Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon. Where is it? I don't know, sir. I know what must have happened! It didn't come in! Ed, I'm ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Груз-200 на английском - текст На безымянной высоте на английском - текст Дом на Трубной на английском - текст 9 рота на английском - текст Алиса здесь больше не живет на английском |