much? What's the matter? I just spent $500 on four bald tires and a tow! How much do you have? $35. She has $40, Dad. How would you know? Unless you went in my purse, you rotten sneak. Have you been going through her private property? I don't give a frog's fat ass who went through what. We need money! Edna, how much do you have? She's asleep, Clark! Russ, do you want to look through Edna's purse? Clark! Unzip it. She has 11 cents, Dad. Terrific. The motel will cash your check. They better. We're going to run out of gas. I'm sorry, sir. I can't accept this credit card. Why not? The computer says it's has been reported lost. My wife lost her credit cards in Colorado and I reported it. The computer is probably reporting that I lost mine also, which I haven't. Well, you'll have to straighten that out with your bank. Will you accept a personal check? For what amount? $300. I can't do that, sir. Look, I've lost all my cash and we're on our way to California. Walley World? Yeah! Walley World! And I'm sort of stuck between a rock and a hard place. You know I'd really appreciate it. We require a major credit card. I have $6.13 to my name... ...so I can see we're going to have to work something out. I've already told you that I can't accept a check... ...without a major credit card. I'll give you a check for $1,000. All you have to give me is $300 in cash. You can then keep $700 for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. The only thing I can do... ...is have you stay here until the check clears. Ten working days! Let's go, come on! Where is Edna? In the car! Good! Come on, get in the car. Don't you want to look at the Grand Canyon? Great, let's go. Rusty, wake up! Get out those sandwiches I got at the gas station. I'm so hungry, I could eat a sandwich from a gas station. There's one for everyone. Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time for her to eat and take her pill. Please, get off of me! Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing Aunt Edna on me. I'm sick of her lying on me all the time! Be quiet! Auntie? Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix! Let her be, she's fine! She's not fine! She's fine! Don't be silly! She's not fine, Clark! She's dead! She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me! Her hand touched me! She's stiff already! Goddamn it, anyway! She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do, Clark? Well, we could leave her here... ...and the first phone we pass, we'd call your cousin, Normie... ...and he can come and get her, I guess. That's the meanest, coldest... What do you want me to do, call Federal Express? Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Please say we don't! Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her. All he'd have to do is look for the buzzards. Hell! Then we'll drive her to Cousin Normie's. I just didn't want to get caught up in a funeral, inquests and all that crap. You're the most self-centered, egotistical, manipulative... Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen! I'm being practical. If we drove straight through... ...we'd have three days at Walley World at best. Three. She can't weight more than 100 pounds. Oh, no! You can't put her up on that roof! Yes, he can! Do you want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something. This is terrible! What a nightmare! Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying! How about if I ask him to play a guessing game? Oh, no, he isn't even home. Maybe the neighbors know where he is. The moron knows we're coming, and he isn't home. Normie's always been flighty. He's always been a jag-off. Will you watch your mouth? There's a note. "Have gone to Flagstaff. Be back on Monday." What a worm! It's locked! Okay, let's go! We can't leave her on the patio! Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Шерлок Холмс и Доктор Ватсон: Красным по белому на английском - текст Мой ласковый и нежный зверь на английском - текст Бегущий человек на английском - текст Хупер на английском - текст У неё будет ребёнок на английском |