Did I put the timers
on the living room lights?
Don't forget the mail...
So long!
Drive careful now, Clark!
Watch those freeways!
Good-bye!
I know I've forgotten something.
Walley World, here we come!
"Mockingbird, tell me, everybody
"Have you heard?
"He's gonna buy me...
"A mockingbird
"And if that mockingbird don't sing
"He's gonna buy me a diamond ring
"And if that diamond ring don't shine
"He's surely gonna break
this heart of mine
"And that's why I keep on singin'
"Did you hear now..."
Come on, kids.
We don't know any of your songs!
Dad, is that made up?
It sounds made up!
I know a song!
How about
"The Walley World National Anthem"?
Okay, you start it.
"Who's the moosiest moose we know?
Marty Moose!
"Who's the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose!
" 'M' is for merry,
we're merry, you see
" 'O' is for 'O' gosh!
'O' golly! 'O' gee!
" 'S' is for super-swell family glee
" 'E' is for everything you want to be
"M-A-R-T-Y
"M-O-O-S-E
"What's that spell?
"Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose
"That's me!"
All right! That's more like it!
Here's one you don't know.
We used to sing it
when you were little kids.
"Jimmy crack corn
And I don't care..."
"Swing low...
"Sweet chariot...
"Comin' for to carry me home
"I looked over Jordan
and what did I see?
"Comin' for to carry me home"
What smells in here, honey?
Russ! Russ! Your feet.
Isn't this the gas tank?
Yes, I know, honey.
Get in the car.
I'm just fixing the license plate.
Do you see that, kids?
That's the St. Louis Arch.
The Gateway to the West.
It's over 600 feet tall, and there's
an elevator all the way to the top.
Dad, can we go up on it?
No.
Dad, what river is this?
That's the Mississippi.
The mighty Mississip.
The old Miss...
The old man...
Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.
What's the difference,
as long as we get across the river?
Clark? What are you doing?
Just relax, Ellen.
This is so dangerous!
We have no business being
in an area like this!
This is a part of America
we never get to see.
That's good!
No, that's bad.
We can't close our eyes
to the plight of the cities.
Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
This will just make us
appreciate what we have.
Roll them up!
I'd better ask these fellows
how to get back on the expressway.
I wonder if you could tell me how
to get back on the expressway?
Fuck your mama!
Thank you very much!
Hey, excuse me?
What it is, bro'!
We're from out of town.
No shit?
Listen, I'd really appreciate it
if you could...
...give me directions
back onto the expressway.
What? For free?
Sure.
Five dollars.
I'm not going to give you
$5 for directions!
I think that's fair, Clark.
Okay. Here's $10.
Keep the change.
You see which way you're pointing?
You see that place?
Do you see the sign, "Rib Tips"?
Well, fuck that,
you don't want to go that way.
I wonder if these guys
know The Commodores.
You go half a block down the street...
...and you'll see a Torino
with no wheels on it.
Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.
Tell him that you're my boy,
and that you're lost.
He'll make sure you
get where you're going.
You don't want to know from me.
I'm not from this neighborhood.
I'm from the west side of Chicago,
here on vacation.
Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.
"I'm Mister Blue
"When you say you love me..."
Honey?
Remember when we were in college...
...and drove to Fort Lauderdale
in my Austin Healy?
I haven't thought about that
for a long time.
Remember what we did in the car?
It's amazing we didn't
get into an accident.
Want to relive a fond memory?
Are you serious?
No!
Why not?
Because, that's why.
The kids are asleep.
Let's just wait until we get to a motel.
Okay, we'll wait.
I'll find the best one on the road.
Do you want to put your head in my lap?
It's not what I was thinking.
Let me adjust the steering wheel.
There you go, out of your way.
Comfortable?
Clark?
My head's stuck.
Quit