[Clark screams]
ELLEN: I'm not sure of his exact height
and weight.
The man was a saint with children...
...and a genius with food additives...
...and...
Clark!
Ellen!
[Excited screaming]
Russ!
Audrey?
Audrey!
ELLEN: Are you all right?
I'm fine!
What happened? How did you get here?
Well, these two nice Indians
and a man on a camel called a tow truck.
Daddy's back!
Kids, are you thirsty?
RUSTY: Yeah, I bet you are, too!
CLARK: You said it!
[Car horn blows]
What do I owe you?
I've never heard of anyone so stupid
as to drive off that road.
You must have manure for brains.
Yes, well, I'm from out of town.
What's the bill?
[Men chuckle]
Come on. How much?
How much do you have?
No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
I'm asking you, how much do you have?
You're out of your mind.
I don't have time to play around.
How much is it?
All of it, boy.
What does your sheriff think
of your business practices?
[Men chuckle]
[Lnstrumental music, background]
Audrey, how much babysitting money
do you have?
How come?
How much?
What's the matter?
I just spent $500 on four bald tires
and a tow!
How much do you have?
Thirty-five dollars.
She has $40, Dad.
How would you know?
Unless you went in my purse, you sneak!
Have you been going through
her private property?
I don't give a frog's fat ass
who went through what.
We need money!
Edna, how much do you have?
She's asleep, Clark!
Russ, do you want to look
through Edna's purse?
Clark!
CLARK: Unzip it.
RUSTY: She has 11 cents, Dad.
Terrific.
ELLEN: The motel will cash your check.
They better. We're going to run out of gas.
I'm sorry, sir.
I can't accept this credit card.
CLARK: Why not?
The computer says it's been reported lost.
My wife lost her credit cards in Colorado
and I reported it.
The computer is probably saying
that I lost mine, which I haven't.
DESK CLERK: You'll have to straighten
that out with your bank.
Would you take a personal check?
For how much?
CLARK: Three-hundred dollars.
I can't do that, sir.
I've lost all my cash and we're on our way
to California.
Walley World?
Yeah! Walley World!
I'm sort of stuck between a rock
and a hard place.
I'd really appreciate it.
Not without a major credit card.
I have $6.13 to my name...
...so I can see we'll have
to work something out.
I've already told you
I can't accept a check...
...without a major credit card.
I'm making this out for $1,000. All you
have to do is give me is $300 in cash.
You can keep $700 for doing nothing more
than acting like a total creep.
The only thing I can do...
...is have you stay here
until the check clears.
Ten working days!
[Phone rings]
[Cash register beeps]
[Fast-paced, Western instrumental music,
background]
Let's go, come on! Where is Edna?
In the car!
Good! Come on, get in the car.
Don't you want to look
at the Grand Canyon?
Great, let's go.
[Tires screech]
[Fast-paced, instrumental Western music,
background]
Rusty, wake up!
Get out those sandwiches I got
at the gas station.
I'm so hungry, I could eat a sandwich
from a gas station.
There's one for everyone.
Audrey, wake up Aunt Edna.
It's time for her to eat and take her pill.
AUDREY: Please, get off me!
Mom, tell Audrey to quit pushing
Aunt Edna on me.
I'm sick of her lying on me all the time!
Be quiet!
ELLEN: Auntie?
Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix!
Let her be, she's fine!
She's not fine!
CLARK: She's fine! Don't be silly!
She's not fine, Clark!
She's dead!
[Tires screech]
AUDREY: She breathed on me!
A dead person breathed on me!
RUSTY: Her hand touched me!
She's stiff already!
[All gagging]
CLARK: Goddamn it, anyway!
She must have passed away
somewhere near Flagstaff.
What are we going to do, Clark?
We could leave her here...
...the first phone we pass,
we could call your cousin...
...and he could come and get her.
That's the meanest, coldest...
What do you want me to do,
call Federal Express?
We don't