You didn't have to buy me a gift!
Go on, open it.
Eddie, you shouldn't have.
RUSTY: Those are great, Dad!
Quiet down, Russ.
EDDIE: Try them on.
No, I don't want to get them dirty.
EDNA: I told you he wouldn't like them!
CLARK: I love them.
I knew you did
'cause the last time I saw you...
...you remarked about
how much you liked mine.
ELLEN: I guess we'd better be going.
Here he is, Uncle Clark,
all walked and everything.
What is this? A dog?
He's Aunt Edna's. His name is Dinky.
He watches Famlly Feud.
How are you, little fellow?
[Dinky barks]
You didn't get to meet Dinky last night.
He had the shits, so he slept in the barn.
Great. I'll make some space
for him in the back.
[Dinky growls and barks]
CLARK: No! Sit, sit! Roll over! Heel!
Here. Have a good trip.
Thanks.
[Audrey and Vicki giggle]
[Pop song Hollday Road
by Lindsey Buckingham plays, background]
"I found out long ago
"It's a long way down a Hollday Road
"Hollday Road!
"Hollday Road!"
ELLEN: Look at these sandwiches.
Here, Aunt Edna.
EDNA: Thank you.
Rusty, stop playing with the dog
and come and have some lunch.
[Dinky growling]
Oh, Clark, look.
You're favorite: Baloney and cheese.
[Pop song Llttle Boy Sweet
by June Pointer plays, background]
"I've had some lonely nlghts
"And I'll admlt I crled sometlmes
"'Cause you were out of my Ilfe
"But then you called my name
"And you came back agaln
"I feel so Insplred
"Klsslng your Ilps of flre
"Llttle boy sweet, Ilttle boy sweet
"Sweet Ilttle boy of mlne
"Come a Ilttle closer
"I want to show you
"What's on my mlnd
"Here In the nlght, here In the nlght
"Here In the nlght, together
"I want to show you
"Love so... warm and tender!"
Mom, my sandwich is wet!
They're all wet...
The dog went on the picnic basket!
[LIttle Boy Sweet continues, background]
[Pop song Hollday Road by
Lindsey Buckingham plays, background]
"Jack be nlmble, Jack be qulck
"Golng to take a rlde
to the West Coast, klds
"Hollday Road!
"Hollday Road!
"Hollday Road!
"Hollday Road!"
Russ, look!
Excellent! They have a pool!
Arert the woods beautiful?
Clark! Dinky needs a long walk and a bath.
Rusty, take care of Dinky.
Dad, he bites!
CLARK: Bite him back!
[Door slams]
[Bell rings]
We'd like three tents for the night.
All right. That'll be $37.
CLARK: Thirty-seven dollars
for three tents?
They're very nice tents.
The price includes scenery and wildlife fun.
Come on, Clark...
It seems like a nice place,
and it has a pool.
All right.
Here you go.
CLARK: Clark W. Griswold.
Do you want my street?
Please.
What do you need my address for?
We like to send out a mailer.
AUDREY: I can't wait to get in!
RUSTY: Me, too.
AUDREY: Let's get our bathing suits.
[Rusty groans, geese gaggle]
RUSTY: Disgusting!
[Western instrumental music, background]
You're too cheap to pay for a hotel room.
Clark, this tent smells.
Edna, this is your tent.
[Lnsects buzzing]
[Crickets chirp]
[Ellen coughs]
This isn't very romantic.
Isn't it?
No, I don't think there's enough room
for two in this sleeping bag.
Right now, we're one.
One heart beating for two.
[Animal growling]
ELLEN: Sparky, there's a wild animal.
CLARK: Yes.
I know, I'm going to go for it, honey.
CLARK: Ow!
Get off!
CLARK: Down! Go!
I'm sorry, honey. It's Dinky.
[Dinky continues growling]
I'll kill that dog!
I'm sorry.
[Clark groans]
[Western instrumental music continues]
CLARK: What do you say, honey?
In spite of the problems, it's fun, isn't it?
No.
But, with every new day there's fresh hope.
Kids, let's go!
CLARK: We're losing daylight.
CLARK: Did you walk him?
He took a big one on Aunt Edna's blanket.
Good boy.
EDNA: Help!
Go take care of Aunt Edna.
I'll take the leash.
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