I'm trying to work
this out here on the computer.
CLARK: Okay, Audrey. Thank you, Audrey.
That's just great.
RUSTY: Look out, Dad, here I come.
CLARK: All right, that's enough, Russ.
Now, I think we're moving further...
Good shot, Audrey.
Dad, I forgot. Why aren't we flying?
Because getting there is half the fun!
You know that!
[Birds chirping]
ELLEN: I turned off the water,
the stove, the heat and the air...
...locked the door, notified the police,
stopped the papers.
I called to get the grass cut.
Did I put the timers
on the living-room lights?
Don't forget the mail...
CLARK: So long!
NEIGHBOR 1: Drive careful now, Clark!
NEIGHBOR 2: Watch those freeways!
WOMAN NEIGHBOR: Good-bye!
ELLEN: I know I've forgotten something.
CLARK: Walley World, here we come!
CLARK & ELLEN: [Sing]
"Mocklngblrd, tell me
"Everybody
"Have you heard?
"He's gonna buy me
"A mocklngblrd
"And If that mocklngblrd don't slng
"He's gonna buy me a diamond ring
"And if that diamond ring don't shine
"He's surely gonna break this heart of mine
"And that's why I keep on singir
"Did you hear now..."
CLARK: Come on, kids.
We don't know your songs!
Is that made-up? It sounds made-up!
CLARK: I got one!
How about The Walley World
National Anthem?
Okay, you start it.
[Sing] "Who's the moosiest moose
we know? Marty Moose!
"Who's the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose!
"'M' is for merry, we're merry, you see
"'O' is for 'O' gosh! 'O' golly! 'O' gee!
"'S' is for super-swell family glee
"'E' is for everything you want to be
"M-A-R-T-Y
"M-O-O-S-E
"What's that spell?
"Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose
"That's me!"
[Clark imitates moose laugh]
CLARK: All right! That's more like it!
Here's one you don't know.
We used to sing it when you're kids.
[Sing] "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"
[Rock song plays on Walkman]
[Sings] "Swing low
"Sweet chariot
"Comir for to carry me home
"I looked over Jordan and what did I see?
"Comir for to carry me home"
What smells in here?
Russ! Russ! Your feet.
[Light instrumental music, background]
Clark?
Isn't this the gas tank?
Yes, I know, honey.
Get in the car.
I'm just fixing the license plate.
[Foghorn blows]
CLARK: Do you see that, klds?
That's the St. Louls Arch.
"The Gateway to the West."
It's over 600-feet tall, and there's
an elevator all the way to the top.
That's 60 storles to you and me.
RUSTY: Dad, can we go up on It?
CLARK: No.
Dad, what river is this?
That's the Mississippi.
The mighty Mississip.
[Clark chuckles]
"The Old Miss."
"The Old Man."
[Sings in deep, low-pitched voice]
"Deep river
"My home is over Jordan"
ELLEN: Clark, I thlnk thls Is the wrong exlt.
CLARK: What's the dlfference,
as long as we get across the rlver?
[Lnstrumental blues music, background]
[Sirens blare in distance]
Clark? What are you doing?
Just relax, Ellen.
This is so dangerous!
ELLEN: We have no business being
in an area like this!
Look at it this way...
This is a part of America
we never get to see.
That's good!
No, that's bad.
We can't close our eyes
to the plight of the cities.
CLARK: Kids, are you noticing
all this plight?
Thls wlll just make us
appreclate what we have.
[Gunshot, screaming]
Roll them up!
[Lnstrumental blues music continues,
background]
CLARK: I'd better ask these fellas how
to get back on the expressway.
I wonder if you could tell me
how to get back on the expressway?
Fuck your mama!
Thank you very much!
[Lnstrumental blues music continues,
background]
CLARK: Hey, excuse me?
CLARK: What it is, bro'!
We're from out of town.
MAN: No shit?
I'd really appreciate it
if you could give me directions...
...back onto the expressway.
What? For free?
Sure.
Five dollars.
I'm not going to give you $5 for directions!
I think that's fair, Clark.
Okay. Here's $10.
Keep