nightmare.
but you compliment her left and right,
you be very nice to her.
You kiss her ass.
- my wife and l were going to Wisconsin...
- lf you pull this thing off...
you're looking at a senior vice-presidency.
l'll cancel it.
- Good one!
- very good.
Warden, this is the first time in my life
that l've ever had good luck.
l only got two days left.
Jimmy, please.
besides, if l let you go,
l'd have to let everybody go.
lf l let everybody go,
this isn't a prison, it's a country club.
l understand.
That's a good point, but you know
it's the cubs in the World series.
lt's a dream of mine, sir.
l know, l know.
All right, l'm not gonna stand
in the way of anybody's dream, Jimmy.
- l'll tell you what...
- What?
lf l sink this putt, you can go.
- What do you think of that?
- keep your head down,
arms straight, drop your shoulder,
concentrate, focus.
Think of the hole,
get the ball in the hole.
smell the hot dogs, the crack of the bat,
the roar of the crowd.
You can order your tickets now.
Oh, shit! shit, shit, shit!
Look, l'm sorry,
l know l deserve those 36 months.
but l've been good, l haven't hurt anybody,
l've been good in here.
mostly, a lot.
37 counts of Grand Theft Auto.
l like cars. You like cars.
people like cars.
You've been in and out of here
for 1 0 years.
A half a day. l'll make it up when
l come back. l'll give you two weeks.
Ok, l'll give you two weeks solitary.
no can do.
Lighten up, will ya?
This game is so important to me.
This is just a minimum security prison,
for christ's sake.
l mean, a maximum minimum security
prison. lt's a tough prison.
Take away his Tv privileges.
You can't take away my Tv.
l gotta watch the game!
please don't be an asshole, all right?
Did you call me an asshole?
- l didn't call him an asshole, did l?
- Yep.
Take away everyone's Tv privileges
and let them know whose fault it is.
no one is gonna watch the game.
no, you can't...
- no one watches the game!
- l didn't mean to call you an asshole.
That's not what l meant.
l meant asswipe!
And you, you look like an asshole!
You look like another asshole!
mr. bentley's address is at the top
of the yellow page.
The key to his malibu beach house
and instructions for the alarm system
are in these clear pouches. business notes
and itinerary in the blue section.
high quality foods sales information
in the red section.
You'll keep the ad art
in your suitcase.
l have you on a 5:00 a.m. flight.
sleep on the plane.
Limo will pick you up at 8:45.
Tennis meeting at 1 1 :1 5.
Drinks with Diane connors at 6:30.
You'll spend all day sunday
at high quality.
Your filofax is all set,
so it should be smooth sailing.
Thanks, brenda.
l cancelled your vacation.
Elizabeth is gonna kill me.
shall l send flowers again?
candy?
balloons!
Lots of balloons.
Elizabeth, no, don't!
You love balloons!
l have no choice.
What would you have said? no?
maybe you would have said no, but this
could mean a senior vice-presidency.
he's been dangling that
senior vice-presidency at you for years.
- This is different.
- Again?
Don't you see?
he could have chosen clay or chris
or richard, but he chose me.
Where are you going?
l've worked hard to work this hard.
l'll go to LA, get this account, and the day
l get back we'll leave for hawaii.
l'll ask Walter for a whole week off!
l promise.
Elizabeth... All right.
- Where will you be?
- A hotel.
What hotel?
All right!
l hate that son of a bitch.
That warden's a son of a bitch.
And l hate him!
Jimmy, man, out of sight!
l can't believe
he isn't letting us watch the game.
Did he do that golfin' shit with you?
- Yeah.
- l hate that shit!
We can't let him push us around.
There's hundreds of us,
ain't but one of him.
Yeah... Let's kill him.
J.b., you are such an eloquent spokesman
for the minimum security system.
shut the fuck up, hamilton!
We don't need violence.
What we need is organisation.
A work stoppage maybe?