drink at all.
It was an accident.
So I'm in Leningrad!
That's terrible!
My Galya is in Moscow,
and here I am,
sitting on the floor in Leningrad.
God, I wish at least
it was some other city.
Don't... What's going on there?
Please don't open it!
If you don't open right away,
you'll make it worse.
For your information, it's him!
Who's he? Don't open it!
I have to put my pants on.
- Hello, darling.
- Hello.
Happy New Year, Nadya.
Give me your coat.
- How was your trip?
- Don't even ask!
The roads are slippery with ice.
You ought to be careful.
You are such a daredevil.
Thank you, Nadya.
If you only knew how I missed you,
darling.
I couldn't wait to see you myself.
Thank you, dearest.
I prepared a New Year
present for you.
Thank you.
I have a present for you too.
Only it's in the room.
Ippolit, I have to tell you
something.
You won't believe it.
You'll die of laughter!
I come home, and on my sofa...
I find a stranger.
I couldn't wake him up.
I pored water over him from a teapot.
- So I see...
- Please, I beg you!
- Happy New Year.
- Behave yourself.
Please!
A nice present. Thank you.
Just let me explain.
She has nothing to do with it.
It's all my fault.
I would like to know something.
Yes, please.
- Who is he?
- I don't know him.
He's a perfect stranger.
A stranger...
How did he get here?
By an incredible coincidence.
He also lives at
25, Constructors St. Apartment 12.
Only in Moscow.
In Moscow!
- What is that?
- Those are my pants.
Careful, you'll rumple them.
He went to a bathhouse
with his friends, had a drink...
- Look at him.
- I will, in due time.
And they put him on board
an airplane, by mistake.
Where? In the bathhouse?
No, there are no airplanes
in a bathhouse.
I'm not talking to you!
Tell him,
we were taking a bath with Pavel.
Will you shut up!
From the bathhouse they went
straight to the airport.
To see Pavel off.
- To see Pavel off.
- So Pavel is here too?!
No, there's no Pavel.
I'm here instead of him.
So you expected Pavel, but instead
came this character?
She expected no one!
I expected no one.
- It was a mistake.
- They registered him as luggage?
What luggage?
Or maybe I don't remember.
I will explain everything.
Only first I have to get dressed.
Will you hold this for me.
I will get dressed
and explain everything.
- He is so ugly!
- Absolutely disgusting!
That is a matter of taste.
I haven't done anything to you.
- How did he get into your bed?
- By accident.
I beg your pardon, lady.
What is your name?
He was in your bed,
but he doesn't know your name!
Stop pushing me!
Ippolit, wait!
Something fell on me!
If he knew what my name was,
would you stay?
- Stop it!
- Please stay!
I don't know his name either.
I never saw this man before!
Now I believe you.
The modern morals!
Why are you dropping me
all the time?
I hurt my shoulder.
I am leaving now.
Let us not ruin the evening.
Don't make me answer for something
I haven't done.
Some debauchee
broke into my apartment!
I'm not a debauchee, I'm a doctor.
Supposing he got
to Leningrad by mistake,
And he has the same address.
- But why did you let him in?
- I didn't!
You've got to believe her!
I came in myself.
- My key fit.
- You gave him the key?
She didn't. Jesus, you're stupid!
Stop pushing me around.
Some pushy people.
Why don't you believe me?
Why don't you believe us?
I find this character
as disgusting as you do.
Right now I find myself
disgusting too.
I'm sorry.
Good bye.
The house looks just the same.
Excuse me,
how do I get to the airport?
Bus No. 30 stops round the corner.
- Is this really Leningrad?
- You shouldn't drink so much.
Please don't be sulky with me.
And don't be jealous.
If I fall in love with someone,
you will be the first to know.
"Don't be jealous".
I'm not angry with you,
but you have to understand me too.
- Here I come to you, and I see...
- I understand.
I understand very well.
I'd