here now!
This is unheard of!
- What are you doing here?
- I was sleeping.
What? What do you want?
Stop playing the fool!
- Why?
- What are you doing lying here?
Get out this instant!
Now!
What a boor! It's not enough
that you broke into my flat,
but you behave like a gangster!
What is this?
- Your flat?
- That's right, I live here.
- Then where do you suppose I live?
- I don't know.
And I don't care. That's outrageous!
For your information my fiancee
will be coming any minute now.
I don't want her
to see you here.
How come your fiancee
will be coming to my place?
It's a bad time for jokes!
My head's splitting!
What time is it?
My god, it's nearly 11 p.m.!
I'm expecting guests.
And you presence
here is not at all welcome.
How come your friends
will be coming to my place?
I'm thirsty!
Are you crazy? W
hy do you behave so outrageously?
Listen to me!
Get a hold of yourself.
Where do you think you are?
At home. 25, 3rd Constructors St...
Oh no!
I live at 25, 3rd Constructor St.,
Apartment 12.
Oh no, darling.
Shoo!
Stop being a nuisance!
I live here with my mother.
32 meters of space.
No, me and my mother occupy
these 32 meters of space.
Congratulations!
Can't say we have very big apartments.
Very sharp observation.
Who wrapped me
in this thing anyway?
I will be much obliged,
if you would evaporate
this very minute.
Don't jolt me around!
I want some respect!
Mother!
Mother left.
I'll kill you!
- Whose mother left?
- Thank god, we have different mothers.
Really?
Pardon me... And both mothers left?
I have a feeling, one of us is nuts.
I know which one it is.
Yes, me too.
Are you hinting at me?
Madhouse!
Why did you move my cupboard?
It stands exactly where they put it.
It is my Polish furniture set.
- 830 Rubles.
- And 20 extra.
I paid 25.
That's your business.
My god! I must be hallucinating!
And above all you stole our family
screen!
Why did mother put someone else's
plates on the table?
At last you are beginning
to see things clearly!
What is there to see?
You broke in,
rearranged the furniture...
Changed the plates.
What did you with my chandelier?
Took it to a pawn shop.
What for?
Where am I?
25, 3rd Constructors St. Apartment 12.
That's right, that's my address.
I swear it is!
But somehow I have a feeling,
that I'm not at home.
It's settled then!
You can leave now.
I can't go anywhere
looking like that.
- My dress!
- Don't strip me!
- Give me back my coat!
- You tread on my foot!
That's outrageous!
It's my flat and I'm registered here!
- Your flat?
- Yes, and my mother's!
- I'll show you my passport.
- You sot!
Boor! Where's my jacket?
- How do I know?
- Who knows then?
It's grey with a striped pattern...
I bought it at Mostorg.
Here it is, there's my little jacket.
I'll show you where I live.
Breaking into people's...
There you go...
Apt. 12, 25, 3rd Constructors St.,
Moscow.
There you go. An official document.
Now would you please leave.
All right, I've had enough.
- What is it?
- Moscow!
That's right, Moscow.
- Is that so?
- What do you mean?
You think you're in Moscow?
And where do you think I am?
Now I see...
Any objections? In Moscow, darling,
in the capital.
Wait...
What do you want there?
Stop rummaging about
through my things!
- There.
- What did you take this out for?
What is this?
Apt. 12, 25, 3rd Constructors St.,
Leningrad.
What?
Are you hinting,
that I am in Leningrad?
- Exactly.
- What do you mean "exactly"?
In Leningrad.
How did I get here?
You poor thing.
- We went to a bathhouse.
- Glad for you.
- And now leave.
- I have nowhere to go.
Don't swing your arms about!
Do you mean to say
I am in Leningrad right now?
I am here?
In the city on the Neva river?
I remember everything clearly.
We went to the airport
to see Pavel off.
Before that we went to take a bath.
That means,
I flew away instead of Pavel?
- You have to stop drinking.
- I don't