at first.
Shave with this shaver!
And then I'll fly away.
On an airplane...
This is not a hairdressing parlor.
Don't touch me! I'm unshaved.
I have to look neat
when I meet my fiancee.
I've forgotten
that you had a fiancee.
Go open the door!
It must be Ippolit.
It's been a while!
So now he's shaving
with my electric razor!
I hope this time he left for good.
Good riddance!
How come he keeps
his razor at your place?
You were going to your fiancee?
Well, good luck!
- This shaver belongs to my fiance.
- Your ex-fiance.
Ippolit is no longer here.
Vanished, gone for good.
Do you see him? Ippolit!
He's nowhere around!
If he shows up again,
I'll throw him down the stairwell!
Upside down.
What right have you got
to talk like that?
How come you interfere in my life?
You have to go to the airport.
My train is leaving late
in the evening.
Well!.. That's enough!
I'm hungry, and I'm thirsty.
I want to get some rest.
I'm tired.
- "A foggy morning"...
- Then I'll leave!
Good riddance!
"A foggy morning"...
"Good riddance"...
- I'll bring a policeman.
- I don't care if it's a squad.
"I don't care if its a firing squad
"Or a police detachment!"...
Give me my coat.
Me? With pleasure!
There you go.
- Not too tight?
- Zip them.
- What?
- Zip my boots for me.
With pleasure!
Thank you for the honor.
What is it?
Hold on, patient.
Now the other one.
I dreamed of this all my adult life.
Don't think of cleaning out the
apartment. I know your address.
Let go of me.
Taxi!
Next time go to a cab stop.
All right, where to?
- I haven't the slightest idea.
- Get out!
I think I have an idea.
To the Moscow railway station.
You free?
"Let's fill our glasses to the brim!"
"They lie, who..."
Who are you?
And who are you?
I think I know...
- I'm sorry...
- Don't come any closer, or I'll scream.
I will explain everything.
- Don't move!
- I'm not moving.
Don't be afraid of me.
What did you break
into our house for?
I'll try to explain.
Me and my friends
have this tradition.
In Moscow every year on
December 31 we go to a bathhouse.
Come on! Turn out your pockets!
I only stole 15 Rubles.
Not too much.
Put the money on the table.
Where are you?
Where have you vanished?
I got you!
One ticket to Moscow.
I asked the ash-tree:
Where is my loved one?
The ash-tree didn't answer me,
It just shook its head.
I asked the poplar:
Where is my loved one?
The poplar threw its autumn leaves
All over me.
I asked autumn:
Where is my loved one?
Autumn answered
With a pouring rain.
I asked the rain:
Where is my loved one?
The rain shed its tears
Outside my window.
I asked the half-moon:
Where is my loved one?
The half-moon hid behind a
cloud
And didn't answer me..
I asked the cloud:
Where is my loved one?
The cloud disappeared
In the blue of the sky.
My only true friend,
Where is my loved one?
Tell me where she went.
Do you know where she is?
My only friend,
My only true friend answered me:
She who was your loved one,
She who was your loved one,
She who was your loved one,
Is now my wife.
I asked the ash-tree...
I asked autumn...
I asked the poplar...
Mother!
Why are you sitting in the hall?
I'm guarding a thief,
and he entertains me with his songs.
The thief is me.
Happy New Year, Nadya.
Mother, let's set him free.
You're cold?
No, I took a taxi.
Where is it you went by taxi?
I bought you a ticket
on the morning train.
You bought me a ticket?
Thank you. I'm much obliged.
The lower berth!
I don't know how to thank you!
Now I won't have to stand in line.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Even though
I don't have a very big salary...
I think I'll go to Lyuba's
to continue to celebrate.
Thank you, you're a terrific mother.
Nadya, I hope when I return
there won't be another stranger here.
Don't worry, I'll see to that.
Remember, I promised you
I would return
with the photograph of Ippolit?
- Oh, how terrible!
- You're an adventurer!
- What