again!
Check the cupboard. Maybe there are
some more yogis in there.
- Bring Khottabych back!
- How?
- Remember what he told you about the genetic code?
- If at least something was left...
A cell, or a hair. - Gena. I don't get it.
What do you do with this to make a miracle?
Once again. We take Khottabych's genetic code, transform it
into binary, find patterns and derive mathematical algorithms,
integrate them into program casing. Easy.
- And you call that easy?
To get genetic information out of DNA..
you need money for this!
Look, you've never seen so
much money in your whole life.
You call this a lot?
Let's make a little pocket money out of this.
I know what to do. Here, credit card numbers.
We'll steal from rich pals.
Wait, we don't have to steal
from anybody. Here.
Do you know how much this will cost?
- So, exporting antiques?
- It is of no value.
Understood.
- Do you know what this is?
- What?
This is papyrus. Was used in
Ancient Egypt, instead of paper.
And surely nobody remembers
distinctive features.
Why should I remember them?
Look here.
Hey! Don't get distracted!
Would you like to drink something?
Coffee or tea?
- You will never get married, never!
- What?
Tea without sugar, please.
O genies, come and fulfill my will!
Numbers over numbers...
It doesn't work.
The computer hung.
Daddy? Mummy? You did it!
The 13th. Come out at once!
So? Who is the old idiot here
and who mucked whom up?
- Only you can get him now.
- You are right, shadow.
I wish you stayed in there!
Use the grenade!
Too early... too early...
Now!
Never!
Never...
You lost. My teacher was a great gamer.
"For my teacher"
Yes, I can't kill. But in this
world you can only be a file.
I will just delete you.
"It is so interesting with you."
Let me take a closer look at you..
What are you staring at?
Don't you recognize me?
All right. See you. Don't forget the nipples.
Use a condom, dude!
If you don't want her to lay eggs!
All right, all right. Do you think it's interesting
to watch you copulating?
You giant ugly wingless creatures!
I couldn't help Khottabych to find the genie land.
Because it doesn't exist.
But there's internet. The internet isn't bad either, I think.
You also don't have to fulfill wishes
and you can fool around all the time.
So if you're in the Internet, and
weird things happen to your computer,
Khottabych is probably involved in it.
"Pussy Cat, even though you're a fool, I love you."
"It's so interesting with you."
"Because I have never met such a sensitive
and understanding person."
- Listen, pal, you promised me a coat.
- Forget it, moth.
We don't have money anymore.
We don't even have enough for a scarf.
For what you've done you'll get a Nobel prize, I'm sure.
It's a lot of cabbage!
- Cut the crap, nobody will give us anything.
- They will!
Shaitan is dead, so all wishes will come true now.
Believe me, I know what I'm talking about.
It would be really cool
if we got the Nobel prize.
We'll get lots of money...
will live happily... until we die.
Cool, he?
"Seller of the month"
Well, imagine, there's no Shaitan anymore.
And all the crap people dream of will become true.
"Where can I download Kamasutra?
Direct links, urgent!"
"Today's show: "Flying glass"
And now, dear children...
I will tell you a very funny tail.
English subtitles by
Maria Kurchatova Lopes Pereira