becomes a human...
But in our story, the most
interesting part still lies ahead.
Because at first glance,
Khottabych's plan was brilliant.
But at second...
this was a very stupid plan.
Hey? What the heck are you doing there?
That's it. I am no longer a magician.
I became a mere mortal. Almost.
Farewell, jug. I always hated you.
I'll buy a little house... and
we'll live there with my Pussy Cat.
We'll sit at the seaside
and listen the alarm singing.
Did he really fly away?
Good news! I found the jug.
The apartment is ready for seduction.
Thanks, you really saved me.
Damn, sheer synthetics. Pal,
have you got anything woolen to eat?
Who is here?
Don't you recognize me? It's me, moth.
I packed away the flying carpet.
What do you want from me?
Shall I buy you a mink coat?
Coat? The coat would be really cool!
Ok, you'll get a coat.
- It's genocide!
- But that's only a moth! - Moths are creatures too.
Also, I promised to buy her a mink coat.
- You promised a coat to a moth?
You're so kind!
Genie, come here right away.
Help! Help me! Oy...
I'm being sucked into the jug...
See that? Do you think if you rub this thing
I'll fulfill your wishes? Piss off!
I'm no genie anymore. And you, stupid shadow,
don't feign a rabbit!
There are no rabbits here
and no mushrooms either.
I'm not stupid, I'm an actress!
Shut up! You will never, never be an actress!
So you're a mere mortal now.
All right.
Do you remember what
happens to mortals?
What?
They die.
"Hello, my love."
"I'm happy to see you."
See, she's here and happy to see me.
Khottabych, wait, I have to check something.
"You are a stupid chick."
"Hello, Gena"
What are you doing? You'll get in the mug!
Wait for her answer!
"I'm happy to see you."
"Piss off, you stupid bot."
"It's so interesting with you."
- What does it mean?
- She's a robot. A machine. A program.
- But she talked to me.
- There are such robots in many chats.
They entertain the visitors.
And what is a robot?
There're different robots.
They can look like humans... or not.
There are robots-programs,
they can look like this, or this.
- But what does she look like?
- She? OK.
Like that.
- What is that?
- Program code.
It's like.. she without clothes.
- Naked? Oh god!
I know you have a problem.
And I know how to solve it.
So she's like that with everyone.
- Who?
- Pussy Cat. Prostitute!
Don't be upset. If you want,
I can program you a whole harem of those.
If you only could send me to her, into the internet.
I'd talk to her... privately.
Old idiot, the internet!
There's nothing to eat there!
Khottabych, look... Internet isn't a country or a city,
it's just information.
Remember I told you I was a wise man
and knew the secrets of nature?
Yes, I remember. The earth has the form of a sphere.
Thank you for telling me.
I will reveal another
great mistery to you.
In every cell of a body
the soul is reflected.
- Where?
- Where.. In the genetic code!
Yes. If you can unriddle this code,
you can even move me into
the body of this Pussy Cat.
But to send me to the internet
you need a piece of my body.
Wait! Firstly, one single
cell is enough for it,
and secondly, it's impossible.
You, you can't even hack the
genetic code! Some hacker!
I want to be alone now.
Why did I become a human anyway?
Humans are the most unhappy creatures.
Rushing and hurrying around
and need something all the time.
Slaves of their wishes! I was a slave of my jug,
and now I am a slave of my body.
Hey, are you Khottabych?
Yes, so what?
Did you... just kill me?
I didn't press anything, it shot itself!
Hey, bro, congratulations.
Killed a real yogi.
And what happens to genies
when they become mortal?
What?
Forgot it? I'll remind you.
When they die,
they come back into their jug.
Never, never you will be free.
Soon I will gather all genies together.
And the global worldwide bummer will come.
Fly to the roof! Khottabych was
trapped in the jug