create
a romantic atmosphere at home?
- Well, carpets, incenses, whores...
- Carpets, incenses, whores...
...What whores, dammit?
If she's a hacker, you need to fill
your apartment with computers.
Come over to my store,
I'll give you a discount.
Buy a lot of computers.
What do you think?
Which one is better for a date?
Better think about your second wish.
And give me the jug back.
Jug? I don't have it anymore.
What? How come you
don't have it anymore?
I threw it away.
What? You threw the jug away?
Woe is me!
- It stank from it.
- It wasn't stink!
And what if the jug gets
into the wrong hands?
And what if the new master wants me
to burn crops and torture little children?
- What then?
- Calm down.
Your jug
is in the trash can.
What a disaster!
The monster swallowed the jug.
I will go after it on my flying carpet.
What the hell? What flying carpet?
I ate your flying carpet long ago.
Oh, shame on my grey hair!
Fuck you!
They don't have the jug.
The jug is driving away in that car.
Then catch up with it!
Do this, do that. I am fed up!
Maybe I'm an actress!
Maybe I want to play in the theatre!
The flying carpet was eaten
by the moth.
Am I really so old?
How long have you been in the jug?
Uh... 3 times 30 times 30 years
and then 30 times 3 years.
Hmm.. 2970.
That's quite a lot. Sometimes
I don't go outside for months, too.
When I go outside then, I don't
understand anything anymore.
What's going on around me?
All right. I'll help you.
It's my fault after all.
You know what,
let's not take a carpet,
but flying linoleum.
It's easy to wash... moth won't eat it!
It doesn't work! We need to gather speed.
Khottabych! Hit the brakes!
- Copper! About 700 grammes.!
- Take it to the old metal.
There he is!
3 times 30 bags more, and we'll find it.
Did you think of the second wish yet?
- No, not yet.
- Think faster!
Look! Do you want to look like that?
Tempting.. Although, wait,
I'll think of something better.
And you, don't bark around.
If I only knew what you're
barking, I would bark back at you.
Gimme something to eat!
What's unclear here?
- Did you hear? The dog talks!
- With that I fulfilled your second wish.
Now you understand birds,
animals and all other creatures.
- What? Did I ask you for it?
- You said yourself: If I only knew...
Listen, you damned genie, next
time you'd better ask, get it?
Got it.
- I'll go to a dump then.
- Go to hell, asshole!
I found it. The jug
is at the metal trader.
- Where?
- There.
So. What's going on here?
Show your IDs. Especially you.
- What is an ID?
- Something like this.
Hehe, I've got piles of these IDs!
Ok, listen, get out of there.
Listen, mister, you don't have the jug,
so don't order around, you monkey vomit!
- Yeah, right. Better piss off from here!
- Oh, it happened, my new master calls for me!
Command, my master.
I'm ready to fulfill all your wishes.
- Sit down.
- Let it be fulfilled, my master.
- Drink.
- Anything you wish, o valiant man.
Holy frick!
- Illusionist! Tell me how the fuck you do that!
- Your third wish. You can already do it.
Holy frick!
Hey! Copperfield!
And a million bucks,
can you mater...
mater.. materialize it?
Only three wishes, guys. Only three.
The right moment
to speak out the third wish.
Ayayay... Ok, I'll help him for free.
Your IDs.
Where is the jug?
Holy moly...
Never again you will lift
glasses with your look!
Do you understand?
Bloody hell!
Understood.
So, let's go for my affairs.
To make a girl like me, I need..
a) Take her for a ride;
b) Create romantic atmosphere at home.
And to all this, the girl is a hacker.
Of course I don't question
the wisdom of your online ghosts...
but I am a wise man too.
I'm many thousand years old.
You have weird trees here.
Hello, tree! It's silent.
Doesn't want to greet me.
Wow. Nice.
Did you forget to lock the door again?
Oho. There's a whole crew here.
Do you draw money? And where is Genadiy?