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I think he needs come coffee.
Come on.
Oh, after you.
Hey, sorry.
This is why
I hate the night' shift.
I'm sorry, we don't allow
pets on the premises.
Hey, have a heart.
Seeing eye duck.
Touching, isn't he?
Not so tight. What are you doing?
Falling in love?
Yeah, sit down.
I need a beer bad.
Gotta find a waitress.
Yeah.
- Hey, honey! You!
- Yeah, I'm coming.
Here she comes.
Your kid's costume is really radical.
I'll bet he's crazy about...
Yeah, I'm very
attached to him.
Your dad's sort
of in his own space.
What do you think
he'd like to eat?
I no longer need
human food.
I know it's a drag, but you're
gonna have to order some food...
if you wanna sit here, so how
about the specials on the menu?
You are about to witness
the end of the old world...
and the birth of the new.
Hey, is he like one of those
TV Evangelists or something?
- Yeah.
- Or something.
- I'm gonna kill somebody.
- It's okay, Howard.
Why don't we just have three
specials and three beers.
Right.
- Poor girl.
- Listen, Dr. J.
If you could tune back
into reality for a second.
I don't understand anything
you're talking about.
All I know is I need that
laser machine to get me home.
Is it still working, Jenning?
Jenning!
I told you, bird brain,
I'm not Jenning any more!
I am now one of the Dark
Over Lords of the Universe.
- Dark Over Lord of the Universe?
- That must be quite a responsibility.
Tonight the laser beam hit
the Nexus of Sominus.
What is that?
A Suburb of Cleveland?
It lied beyond the planets.
It's a region of demons...
to which we Dark Over Lords
were exiled eons ago.
- I hope you're getting all this.
- Howard, what I'm getting is that...
- this man is very, very sick.
- Just as you...
were brought down
here accidentally.
Tonight the laser beam
released me from that...
region of demons and
pulled me down into that lab.
- Small universe.
- During the explosion...
I entered Jenning's body.
So...
I have disguised
my true form...
which would be considered
hideous and revolting here.
Lucky for the people eating.
You ordered the specials,
what's wrong?
This will mean the extinction
of all existing life forms.
- You haven't even tasted it, yet.
- What do you think?
I'm into cannibalism
or something?
Hey, are we like all in
the same discussion here?
I'll give you a hint, Doll.
What's white, ovid...
and always reminds
me of my birthday?
- I don't know.
- The eggs! Get them out of here!
Gosh, you know, hostility
is like psychic boomerang.
I can't believe this planet!
Fried eggs. Yuck!
- Just bring the beer!
- Howard? Howard?
- What happened?
- How the hell did you do that?
- My powers are growing.
- Watch out!
- It is time now.
- What's that?
It is the code key. It will
activate the laser spectra scope...
when I use it tonight to bring
down the other Dark Over Lords.
- The others?
- Now he's got a whole gang.
Well, screw them.
I got dibs on the laser first.
Gimme that code hey.
That's my ticket home!
- Look at his hand!
- It's nothing. Look at his face!
Yes. Soon the Dark Over
Lords will engulf the Earth.
- Nothing human will remain here.
- Nothing ducks will remain either!
- Move, we're going!
- You will get the check?
Hate to eat and run.
- Hello there.
- Get out of the way.
- Hey, look the talking duck.
- Bug off!
- Lord, what is that?
- You jackass, he's a ventriloquist.
These guy here is doing the talking
and this here's the dummy.
Go ahead,
say something, dummy!
You might not wanna hear
what I'll say, Bozo!
Did you make him
say that, Jerk Off?
Leave him alone! He was
just in an industrial accident.
- So take a hike, Cowboy!
- You...
- You're a dead duck!
- Hey!
What's this? The key
to your duck mobile?
Gimme that or
you're gonna be sorry.
Better watch out he's
a master of Quack-foo!
I'll Quack-foo him!
Bullies!
Put me down!
Come on that front.
All nice!
Going up! I'm going.
This one's for
Говард-утка Говард-утка

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