here.
- They're gonna be gone soon.
- Hey, let's steal a cop car.
Don't you think that would
be a little conspicuous?
- Hitchhike? Cab?
- What is that?
Gezz! It looks like an airplane.
Well, it will be. We can
put it together in no time.
Somebody's weekend hobby's
gonna get back to that lab.
Hey, we've got a saying
on my planet.
If God intended us to fly he
wouldn't have taken away our wings.
That's really profound, Howard.
Could you find the tool box?
Yeah, I know why
you want a tool box.
You got a screw loose.
- Power.
- No.
They just spotted
the duck and the kid.
- Where?
- Behind the warehouse next door.
- They're about to take off.
- What do you mean "take off"?
- It's not doing anything.
- Cops!
- Push forward on the throttle.
- Okay, yeah.
Full throttle!
Full throttle!
- Cops, Philsey!
- One eighty, Howard.
Right.
One away!
Come on! Hurry up!
- There's cops everywhere.
- Not in the air, Howard! Up, up!
Look out!
Prepare for a take-off.
No, no!
Follow them! Bring them
down and bring them back!
I want that duck!
Dead or alive!
- South, Southwest, Howard.
- What?
That way. Stay low!
Beverly, I'm coming
to get you, sweetheart.
Help me! Help! Somebody help me!
Please, help me!
Please watch your step.
I think you're all gonna
find this very interesting.
You know, honestly, Congressman
this Three Mile Islands China...
Syndrome melt down stuff.
It's all history.
The only melt downs
around here...
are the cheese sandwiches
in the toaster oven.
These Washington guys take
a real beating on these junkets.
Our nuclear reactor is pumping
out one million kilowatts of power.
One million kilowatts of power?
Yes, sir. Listen, I think
we could all use cup of coffee.
Help! Somebody help me,
please! Help!
Come on! Go, go, go, go!
I feel much better.
What's that? Right pedal!
Right pedal!
- Damn it, that was too close!
- I'm just learning here!
Howard, in pre-historic
times you flew.
Fly, Howard! Find your instincts.
Trust your birdness. Fly!
Howard, pull up! Pull up!
- Touch down!
- Great landing, Howard...
but this isn't gonna
get us to the lab.
You said to follow my instincts.
This is my nesting instinct.
- I'm flying, blind here.
- Shut up! You're not flying at all!
- Let her rip!
- Bombs away!
Pull it up, Howard,
were running outta land!
- Wet stuff ahead!
- Watch out!
Death from the skies
to all duck, Hunters!
Toro, toro, toro!
Vengeance is mine! Yeah!
Bonzai!
Slow down.
Slow down.
Hey, you, pull over here!
This is a smog
device inspection.
- And I need... Shut off the engine!
- It is off! Somebody's pushing!
Shut it down! Shut it down!
What the hell is wrong with you?
- I wanna see your license, Jack!
- I have no license, I am not Jack.
Smog inspection!
What happened?
We gotta get outta here!
- Damage report, Philsey?
- Fuel hose is busted!
Rudder is wasted. Basically,
we're dying here, Howard.
- I'm bailing out!
- No, you're not!
You're gonna get up there
and fix this lawn mower now!
- Philsey, how's it going?
- I'm getting close.
- I'm on top of it!
- Good.
Relax, Howard, I almost got it!
Philsey, I did a loop the loop.
I'm getting good at this! I...
Howard!
Stop, Howard!
Geez, I thought I lost you.
Philsey, this is no time
for water sports.
I'm just kidding, big guy.
Hey, scum, lemme go!
- Philsey, get back up here!
- I'm trying!
No, no, don't shoot!
I'm an innocent hostage!
- The duck's a lunatic!
- What?
He's a duck terrorist!
He hijacked the plane!
Howard, pull it back!
- Welcome back, Philsey!
- Thanks, it's great to be back.
Will you watch
the road, damn it?
Hey, it's just another car.
It's no big deal!
- Yes, big deal! Big...
- What?
Big, big, big...
- No wings.
- Welcome to the club.
Coming through!
That's a lotta fun.
I'd like to get off now.
Slow down.
Slow down!
Relax, I'll just throttle
this baby back.
- Philsey! I better tell you now.
- What?
I can't swim!