anesthesiologist.
We can handle it. Bye.
She didn't come down for lunch.
-You better call Dr. Talbot.
-Right.
Hurry. I need you.
I'm coming! Okay?
-I need the car. I need the keys.
-On the desk.
You said to let you know
if something was going on here.
Something's definitely going on.
They're sending everybody home.
An emergency C-something.
Does that mean anything to you?
-Open the door, please.
-I want my Larry.
In the meantime,
let's have our doctor take a look at you.
There is nothing to worry about.
I think it's important that I see you.
I don't want to see you!
-Where is he?
-He? Who?
He, my, she, my wife!
She's upstairs. Thank God you're here.
Pumpkin?
-Back! Excuse me!
-Thank God you're here.
Honey, open up. It's Larry, open up.
I can take care of her.
-Okay, okay. Just breathe.
-Oh, my God! Here it comes!
I feel the baby. The baby!
Oh, shit!
Are you all right?
What the hell are you doing here?
What am I doing here?
It's my baby, not yours!
-I put it in there.
-My egg.
-Your egg doesn't make you the mother.
-Shut up!
Take me out of here!
-Do we have to bounce so much?
-Just a couple of miles like this.
You okay, Alex?
Feels like Junior kicked
a hole through something.
I want to talk to Sneller.
-I want to die!
-Breathe.
-Stop blowing at me!
-Sorry.
I'm about a half hour away.
Tell me what is going on.
Someone from the University has
a bunch of media out front.
-Damn it! Can you get rid of them?
-I don't think so.
-What's this?
-I don't want to talk on the cellular.
-Just meet us outside!
-What's going on?
Somebody tipped the press.
-What are we going to do?
-I don't know. I'm thinking.
Better be big.
You pulled me away from dinner
with the University's largest benefactor.
This is big, Edward,
literally and figuratively.
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention, please?
Thank you for waiting.
I'm Noah Banes...
...director of Lufkin's
Biotechnology Research Center.
This is Edward Sawyer,
president of Leland University.
We are here to announce a momentous
breakthrough in medical science.
Under my personal guidance
and supervision...
...and with the aid
of a new wonder drug, Expectane...
...Dr. Alexander Hesse
of my staff will be arriving shortly...
...to give birth to a child
he has himself carried to term.
-Are you saying he's pregnant?
-Yes.
I am saying he's pregnant.
-I see him! There they are.
-What perfect timing.
Here he is now, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you the world's first pregnant man.
What is it?
What are you doing here?
This is my building.
Get out of here.
I got a medical emergency.
Go on. Back off.
Hi, mom.
What is this?
It's just a woman.
That's my wife you're talking about.
Hey, Ned. Thank you.
All right, okay, baby.
Watch your step.
-Okay.
-Up here.
Up! Upsy-daisy.
I've got you.
Give me room. Ned, let's get her in there.
-You told us there was a pregnant man.
-There is a pregnant man.
He's having a baby, Edward. I swear it.
You're fired.
-Why are we stopping on two?
-It's a surprise.
-I prepped the operating room upstairs.
-Good. You did good.
-Thank God. Not yet.
-Are they here?
Who's here?
Enough with the huffing. We're all alone.
Imagine a tranquil....
Little birdies.
-In here!
-Cheep.
-Forget the birdies.
-Thank God! Are you okay?
-Up out of there.
-Larry, what is this?
-It's our patient.
-What's the matter with him?
My best guess,
his baby's tangled in the large intestine.
His baby?
Oh, God!
-Is the room prepped?
-Yeah, it's prepped.
Go on, Louise, open the door!
Relax. Just relax.
Get him undressed!
Look at the belly on that guy!
-Please, let me do something!
-Look.
This is dangerous...
...both for Alex and the baby.
I don't know what will happen.
There's nothing you can do.
Just go outside with Angela, okay?
Keep her company.
What?
-Not you? Not now? No.
-Yes.
-I'll get someone.
-I want Larry!
Easy.
Okay, look.
Let's imagine a garden with