your period
and doesn't stop until menopause.
It's a lifetime of leaking and swelling...
...and spotting and smears.
Crippling cramps, raging hormones, yeasts!
And that's if everything's normal.
-I never wanted to be a woman.
-I'm just saying.
That's perfectly normal. Not to worry.
Just stay off your feet.
Use an ice pack for a few minutes
every hour and call me in the morning.
It's okay, that's why I'm here.
-Bye.
-Look at this.
Leave 'em alone.
-Don't snap at me.
-Angela, this is my house now.
You may live here. You may die here,
but this will always be my house.
Floral, hound's tooth, then paisley.
Alex, Angela.
Angela, Alex. Colleague of mine.
Nice to meet you.
-God, excuse me.
-Charmed.
I'm going upstairs to my bedroom.
He's...
...going through a confusing time.
He's staying here for a couple of weeks.
So what do you want?
I don't like Sneller.
We've been over this.
Ned Sneller is a top guy.
-He's creepy. I'm not going back to him.
-You're being ridiculous.
-I can't deal with this. Where's the father?
-I haven't been able to reach him.
He disappeared?
They're touring. I don't know.
Europe, Asia? I can't remember which.
Who is?
Aerosmith.
One of Aerosmith knocked you up?
What a lovely phrase.
Excuse me.
-I'm a little shocked here.
-You're going to have to deal with it.
I don't have to deal with it.
We're divorced. Remember?
It's not like I'm asking you to fix my car.
Call Louise in the morning
and she'll fit you in.
Thank you.
I am happy for you.
Thanks, Lar.
What's the matter?
She was Daddy's little girl.
Now he's giving her away.
Come on. Get a grip.
Physically, you're in tiptop shape.
Everything's right on track.
-One more week.
-Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm just not myself.
Just relax.
Don't wait up for me tonight. I'll be late.
Why? Where are you going?
To the pharmaceutical convention
at the Hyatt. I'm meeting the Lyndon guys.
The convention is tonight?
I told you it was tonight.
Please take me with you.
No. You stay home.
Get back in bed and just take it easy.
-You don't understand.
-I do understand. No!
-Please, listen to me.
-No. It's bad for business.
I'm pregnant and all alone.
Will you stop saying that?
You're not pregnant pregnant.
You got to think of this as an experiment.
Think of it like you swallowed
a piece of gum.
A tiny piece. Dentyne.
I won't be in your way.
I'll take walks. I'll disappear.
I feel so isolated.
Okay, you can come.
But don't do that thing with your eyes.
-I can come?
-Yes.
But I have nothing to wear.
I'm starting to get
a little headache over here.
I feel we could make
a definite contribution here.
Sounds good.
Excellent.
And you got to remember...
...we're talking about five million
prescriptions a year in the US, minimum.
What's the window on
the human experiment results?
Between you and I,
you'll see results within a week.
-That fast?
-Yes.
-We are very impressed. Keep us posted.
-Thank you.
Interesting pitch, Larry.
-What are you doing here?
-You know me.
I like to keep my ear to the ground.
You know that human experimentation
is against University and FDA guidelines.
I'm just trying to raise
some awareness and some new money...
...telling people we're further along
than we really are.
Is there a woman out there
taking Expectane?
Absolutely not.
-Where have you been?
-I had so much fun.
I had a walk and the most
wonderful massage in a health club.
I had a great time.
Then I took a nap right there on the table.
Franks in blankets?
These are my favorites.
Alex, you look...
...radiant.
-Thank you.
-We should be going. Let's go.
-Want some franks in blankets?
-No.
I'm sorry.
It's a wonder the woman is still alive.
She looks so beautiful tonight,
don't you think so?
Where have you been?
-Long line for the loo.
-Hors d'oeuvres?
Sausage rolls. Thank you. I love these.
These are my favorites.
You look so....
I don't know.
-Enthusiastic.
-Yes, you do.