plucking the eyebrows of my father
and his "business partners."
Oh, my God.
Yeah, well, I guess you don't need
my help, VictorVictoria.
No, no, no. I do. I do.
I need your help.
But, Chandler, I don't know if I can take
any more plucking. It hurt so bad.
Not with my combination of ice cubes,
aloe vera and my gentle...
...self-loathing touch.
I'm sorry, the song's over.
-Did you see me up there?
-Every little bit of you.
I can't believe I sang
in front of people and they liked me.
Did you hear that guy shouting,
"Look at those tips"?
I mean, did I really help
you get a lot of tips?
Sure.
-Mon, not that you didn't sound good....
-Good?
Didn't you hear them? I was great!
Thank you so much for making me
do this. That is the best gift ever.
Also a good gift: underwear.
Thank you so much
for letting me do this.
Public bathrooms freak me out. I can't
even pee, let alone do anything else.
But what's great is, you don't
mind talking about it.
It is so amazing that I met you on the
same day that Eric broke up with me...
...because it's like, you lose a boyfriend,
and you get a boyfriend.
No, don't worry. This is not some
rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Good choice, Ross.
Hey. Hi. There you are.
-I've been looking for you everywhere.
-Hello. Well, here I am.
My mom is not bringing
the baby back until 9:00.
So I was hoping you and I
could have a chance to kind of--
-Somebody here?
-Oh, yeah. That's Michelle.
-Who?
-Oh, just this woman I've been seeing.
-You've been seeing someone?
-Yeah, didn't I mention that?
I mean, we haven't been
going out too long...
...but there's this amazing
connection between us.
I mean, in fact just before you came in,
she called me her boyfriend.
I thought it was a little too soon,
but also, it felt kind of nice.
What are you taking amoxicillin for?
How great is this?
You're already comfortable enough...
...to look through my stuff.
I'm sorry, Michelle,
this is my roommate, Rachel.
And I'm also Emma's mother.
-Who's Emma?
-I told you about my daughter.
This is your daughter?
I could be your new mommy.
And done.
Oh, my God.
I didn't feel a thing.
Hey, are you still looking for a job?
Because you could tweeze circles
around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
-Thanks. Wanna see what it looks like?
-Yeah.
They totally match.
They look great.
They look great. How you doing?
Yeah, I think it looks pretty good.
I was a little worried I was...
...uncovering a birthmark
right about there...
...but it turned out to be
a little piece of chocolate.
-Chandler, thank you so much.
-No problem.
Listen, that was a pretty
girlie hour we just spent.
We should do something manly
to make up for it.
Yeah.
-Curl my eyelashes.
-Yeah!
For my next song, I think I'll sing
something a little more upbeat, all right?
How about the Pointer Sisters'
"I'm So Excited"?
And make it bouncy.
Well, you can probably take care of that
on your end.
I'm sorry I'm late. You'll understand
when you see Joey.
Honey, you're just in time.
I'm about to sing another song.
-Really? In front of all these people?
-And they love me.
-Oh, my God.
-She gives the people what they want.
All right, watch.
Are those my wife's nipples?
Isn't that funny? I didn't see that before.
I wouldn't have let her go up again.
I've got to stop this.
Who cares? They still love me.
You, touching yourself ! Out!
Wow! She does that a lot.
Ross, you didn't tell me
you were a doctor.
Wait a minute. You haven't even
told her you are a doctor yet?
How long have you known her,
like an hour?
Actually, about an hour and a half.
I told you it wasn't long, but there's
an amazing connection between us.
You feel that too?
-I thought that that was just me.
-Are you kidding?
-Do you wanna go away this weekend?
-We'll see.
Ross, what's going on here?
Are we just bringing strange women
back to the apartment now?
I don't know. Are we just kissing
guys on