granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks. He pulled a quarter out of my ear. -Hey, where's Mom? -She went to pick up Aunt Liddy. Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get $5 each! So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this: Okay, wow. Emma's in the nursery. I'll take you now if you want. -But I really want to talk to you. -I know. I still need to talk to you. But before you guys do that, I need to talk to you. And, Ross, I need to talk to you. -And I need to talk to you. -About what? To see if you know what these guys are talking about. The One Where No One Proposes Isn't she beautiful? Look at her, my first grandchild. What about Ben? Well, of course, Ben. I meant my first granddaughter. Have you thought any more about you and Rachel? Yeah, actually I was gonna talk to her when you guys came in the room. That's so exciting! Wow. You could've done that with us there. -Yeah, right. -Sure. Okay. You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel. What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge. That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. That reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy. -Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? -Sure. Dude, I just did something terrible. That was you? I thought it was Jack. No, no. That was Jack. Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me. -What? Why does she think that? -Because it kind of looked like I did. Again, what? Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand-- As we all are at some point during the day. It wasn't my ring. It fell out of Ross' jacket... ...and when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing. Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose? -I guess. -And you did it first? This is gonna kill him. You know how much he loves to propose. I know. I know. It's awful. Well, what did she say? She said, ''Yes.'' Does Ross know? Oh, my God. What the hell am I gonna tell him? -Maybe you don't have to tell him. -I like that. Yeah. If you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out. But you have to do it before he hears about it and kicks your ass. All right, let's not get carried away. I want a baby. Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way. If we have sex again, it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. -I think that closet's still available. -I am so tired. -Yeah, okay, but no foreplay. -Deal! Dad, seriously! You know, you really should see someone about that. Noted. I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute. Are you gonna be okay alone for a bit? Are you kidding me? I could stay and look at her forever. Actually.... -Hey. -Hi. Are you all right? -I think I just got engaged. -Oh, my God! He did it? What? Did you know he was gonna ask me? Are you kidding? I'm, like, the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group. -And you really think this is a good idea? -I just talked him into it. Don't tell me I have to do you too? -The puppet master gets tired, people. -Okay. I don't know. It just doesn't feel right. Why? You two are so meant to be together. Everybody thinks so. Really? Even Ross? Especially Ross. Hey, Pheebs. You know what? I'll come back later. Wow. Kind of a full house here. I guess I'll just-- I'll come back. There he goes. Your fiancй. I guess so. Although he does play with himself in his sleep. I can't say I'm surprised. -Dad, what are you doing? -There are people in there having sex. It can't be me. I'm standing right here. -Wanna peek? -No! Come on. You know what? I don't like you without Mom. Come on. We're not peeking? Well, I'm peeking. Oh, my God! Hello, sir. You know Monica. -Hey, is it okay to come in? -Of course. Joey, this ring, I-- It's beautiful. I love it. Yeah. Look, Rach, there's something I gotta tell ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ремо Уильямс: Приключение начинается на английском - текст Выжившие на английском - текст Один дома на английском - текст Детская ревность на английском - текст Справка на английском |