right time to have a baby.
Now you're unemployed,
and in a little while...
...you'll find a new job
that'll keep you really busy.
There's always gonna be
a reason not to do this...
...but I think once the baby comes,
we'll forget about all those reasons.
I guess.
I mean, it's always gonna be scary
when we have a baby.
It's gonna be really scary.
I mean, God, when we have a baby...
...there's gonna be so much
that we're not able to control.
I mean, the apartment's
gonna be a mess.
I won't have time to clean it.
What if the baby gets
into the ribbon drawer...
...and messes up all the ribbons?
What if there's no room
for a ribbon drawer...
...because the baby's stuff
takes up all the space?
Where will all the ribbons go?
Should we go make a baby
before you change your mind?
-Yes, please!
-Okay.
And I promise I will not
fake it this time.
Well, I wish I could say the same.
I'm a little shook up.
I know you botched
that operation on purpose.
I can't prove it yet, but when I do,
you'll be going to jail for murder.
I don't care if you are my brother.
I'm not your brother.
What about my children, Drake?
No! No! No!
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-She's at home...
...putting up decorations
for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
-You're not helping?
-I tried...
...but apparently singing "I Will Survive"
in a helium voice, not helping.
-Hey, guys.
-Hey.
Don't say that loud.
Gunther's gonna want to hug me.
Good news, everyone.
We finally found a nanny.
-This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey.
-Hi.
Somebody's getting a little fussy.
You're damn right I am. I've been
waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.
Okay. You know what,
I'm just gonna take her outside.
-No, you stay. I'll do it.
-Okay. Thank you.
-Nice to meet you guys.
-Yeah, you too.
-Wow, Molly's just great.
-Yeah.
Yes, bravo on the hot nanny.
-What? You really think she's hot?
-Are you kidding?
If I wasn't married,
she'd be rejecting me right now.
Joey?
How do you think she's doing?
Am I the only one that doesn't think
she's hot? Ross?
-I mean, she's not unattractive, but...
-Right.
...but hot?
Thank you.
Now that Rachel's gone?
So hot, I cried myself to sleep
last night.
The One With Phoebe's Rats
Hey, Mike,
what's the capital of Peru?
-Lima.
-No.
It starts with a V
and ends with an X.
And hopefully with a T-O
in the middle.
You know, come to think of it,
the capital of Peru is "Vtox."
-Oh, God!
-What?
Okay. I don't want to freak you out
or anything...
...but I just saw a rat
in your cupboard.
Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob.
Well, he's your pet rat?
Well, not so much a pet as, you know,
an occasional visitor...
...who I put food out for.
Kind of like Santa.
Except Santa doesn't poop
on the plate of cookies.
You can't keep a rat in your apartment.
They're unsanitary.
I mean, they transmit leptospirosis
and hantavirus.
-What are those?
-I don't know...
...but they don't sound
like spa treatments.
-You have to get rid of it.
-Okay, fine.
If it means that much to you,
I'll get rid of Bob.
Thank you.
It's so weird you think he's so gross,
yet you're willing to eat his crackers.
-Hello.
-Hello.
Gavin, I just want to say
thank you again...
...for watching Emma yesterday
during the presentation.
I really owe you an apology.
-For what?
-When we first met, you know...
...I thought you were pompous
and arrogant and obnoxious.
Is this your first apology?
No, I just mean, you know,
first impressions don't mean anything.
And I think you're a really good guy.
And I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
-Morning.
-Hello.
But you know what?
Hey, new day, new leaf.
I am just really, really happy--
I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass
has something more important to say...
...so I'll just wait till it's finished.
-What?
-I was giving you an apology...
...and you were totally
checking her out.
I wasn't. I'm in