Super Gavin.
Well, that's great.
So now, Super Gavin,
when I come back...
...where do you plan on flying off to?
That's up to Mr. Zelner.
I'm sure he'll make the right decision.
Super ass-kissing power.
Incidentally, when are you coming back?
Today.
-You said two weeks.
-No, I said today.
See, for a superhero,
not so much with the listening.
So, what'd he say?
He can be a little rough
around the edges...
...so I'm gonna replace a word
he used a lot with the word "puppy."
So he said, "If your puppy friend
doesn't get her puppy act together...
...I am gonna fire
her mother-puppy ass."
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I'm just not an actor.
That's right. You're not.
You're a nurse.
-You're Nurse With Tray.
-No, Joey--
Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey.
She has no time for friends.
She gets in that operating room
and she carries that tray to the doctor...
...because if she doesn't, people die.
Who dies?
Man With Eye Patch!
Now, you get in there,
and you do your job.
Yes, doctor.
Okay, let's try this one more time.
Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch.
Your tray is coming.
And, action.
Yes, I did it! I nailed it!
What's next?
The rest of the scene.
Okay, from the top, people.
Listen, sudden change of plans.
My maternity leave just ended.
They said if I didn't
come back today, they'd fire me.
What? No, that's illegal.
I'll have the Labor Department
here so fast, they won't--
All right, calm down, Norma Rae.
They didn't actually say that.
I'm just afraid if I don't come back now,
this guy will try and squeeze me out.
But what about Emma?
I mean, we don't have a nanny.
I know. We're just gonna have
to figure out a plan tonight.
Can you please just take care
of her for today?
Absolutely. Just give me your breasts,
and we'll be on our way.
Come on.
I don't know what else to do.
Fine. Fine.
We'll have fun, won't we?
Yes, we will. Yes, we--
Ross.
You're pretty.
Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be
starting a new career from scratch.
It's gonna be a while
before I make a living at it.
Maybe now's not the right time
to be starting a family.
So you have to tell Monica you don't
want to have a baby right now?
Yeah.
Goodbye.
Okay, it's baby time.
Pants off, Bing.
Didn't see you there, Geller.
Ross is here, so....
And I was really hoping
that maybe I could hang out.
You know, what do you feel like doing?
Well, we're gonna have sex.
I don't feel like having sex.
Maybe.... I don't know. Maybe we
can watch a movie or something.
Let me put it this way:
We're having sex
whether you're here or not.
Pants off, Bing.
Now that I'm back, why don't you just
fill me in on what you've been up to.
Well, I've changed your screen saver
from that picture of *NSYNC.
Hey, they were popular when I left.
I'm working on this
big presentation for tomorrow.
I should be involved in that,
so get me up to speed.
That'll take weeks.
Let me take care of the presentation.
No. I see what you're
doing here, all right?
This is my job, buddy. I've had it for
five years, and I know how it works.
-So why don't you just catch me up.
-Fine.
Oh, God. You've totally messed
with the back support on my chair.
-How do you fix this?
-You've been here five years.
-You figure it out.
-Fine, I will.
All right, fill me in.
Do you have a blue tie that would go
with this? Emma spit up on mine.
Yeah, but you have to give it back
if I get a job.
Of course, by that time,
ties will be obsolete...
...and we'll all be wearing
silver jumpsuits.
Hey, good morning, lover.
I gotta say, after last night,
I'm a little weak in the knees.
Here's an idea. You walk into a room,
take a quick scan.
Sorry.
But I kind of have this feeling that
we may have made a baby last night.
Oh, God, I have to tell you something.
You're not pregnant.
What are you talking about?
Well, that thing that I have to do
to make a baby?
I faked it.
What? You faked it?
You know what?
I don't need a tie.