about her. But actually,
she wasn't wrong about the dirty stuff.
All right, I'll do it.
But really, how much dirtier
can it get?
Oh, Mike.
Bye.
Hey, buddy.
Hi.
-Can I come back in?
-Why?
Well, I was just thinking about
how much more we have to talk about.
But you left.
That didn't take long.
I thought you said Tulsa was,
like, a three-hour flight?
Well, you're forgetting
about the time difference.
Yeah.
Chandler, you're home!
That's right! Your husband's home!
So now the sex can stop!
What are you saying?
Joey said you're here
with another man!
There's no man in here!
How dare you accuse me of that!
All right. Then maybe you won't mind
if me and my friend take a look around.
What's he doing?
I arranged some pillows on the bed
to look like a guy.
Bedroom's clear. Although you might
need some new pillows.
All right, well, I'll check
the guest room.
Why do I smell men's cologne?
I think that's you.
Oh, yeah. I rubbed a magazine
on myself earlier.
There's nobody here, Joe.
I guess not.
I can't believe you thought I was
cheating. You owe me an apology.
-You're right. I'm so sorry.
-It's an honest mistake.
It could happen to anybody. See you.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
If you just got back from Tulsa,
how did your suitcase beat you here?
I climbed down the fire escape,
and you can't put that in the closet?
So, with the exception
of the fermentation process...
...beer and ale are
basically the same thing.
Fascinating, isn't it?
Maybe you should look up "fascinating."
I'll get it!
Hello? Ross' place. Mike speaking.
It's for you.
I don't understand
what just happened here.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
I told you I was in Tulsa because I
wanted to spend the night with Monica...
...and I didn't know--
I didn't think you'd understand.
You think I'm too dumb to understand
a husband needs to be with his wife?
You think I'm, like....
-Joey?
-Yeah.
I don't know what to say.
We shouldn't have lied to you.
I feel so bad. Is there anything
I can do to make it up to you?
You could go to the game with me.
Even though you said you couldn't.
But then you lied to me and tricked me
and gave me a bump on the head.
I'm sorry, that's the one thing I can't
do. I promised I'd be with Monica.
All right.
-You can go.
-What?
You should go to the game.
It's okay. I want you to.
-Really? You gonna be okay?
-Yeah, I'll be fine.
You know, maybe I'll stay here
and practice the art of seduction.
-You're gonna put sweats on and clean.
-It's gonna be so hot!
-Bye.
-Bye.
Thanks.
Here's your ticket.
Thanks. Hey, listen...
...l'm never gonna lie
to you again, okay?
And I want you to know
that nobody thinks you're stupid.
Thanks, man.
-Where you going?
-Game's tomorrow night, Joe.
Oh, God!
So glad you're back!
So, what did you guys do?
You know, we just drank some beer.
Mike played with the boundaries
of normal social conduct.
It's true, I did.
-Well, goodbye.
-Okay.
-Bye. That was fun, Pheebs.
-I know. It was fun.
See you, guys.
Lock the door!
Lock the door, seriously.
Shoot, I forgot to pay Phoebe
for the drinks.
Wait, wait. Wait, sorry.
Did he call? Did that guy call?
No, just his mom.
Around 8:30?
-Yeah.
-Then again at 9:00?
Yeah.
Hello?
No, she's not here right now.
Can I take a message?
Bill from the bar?
Okay, Bill from the bar,
I'll make sure she gets your number.
So.... So how was it?
Did you guys--?
You guys have a good time?
We had so much fun.
It felt so good to be out.
Rach?
Yeah?
Never mind.
-Hey, you guys.
-Hey!
I'll be right back.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Stout. That's a kind of beer.
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To his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew
Like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim
Ere he drove out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night. "
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