Bye.
-What's the matter, Joe?
-I'm mad at you for leaving.
You know, you're nothing
but a big leaver.
A big leaver with a stupid suitcase.
Any chance you're trying to pick
a fight to make all of this easier?
Dude, you see right through me!
Okay, well.... Bye, Mon.
Bye, Ross. Rachel.
-Bye, Emma.
-Okay, bye-bye.
Have a good trip. Okay.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
It goes old job...
...new job...
...and you.
This is just something I have to do.
I know.
I love you so much.
I know that too.
Don't worry.
I'll be back before you know it.
Yes, it will be the same.
Because I know, that's how.
I promise.
You double promise?
Call me when you land.
-Can I talk now?
-Okay, bye.
-Joey!
-He had to board.
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Ripped by BozoHey, Ross.
I'm so glad someone's here.
Could you zip me up?
-Sure.
-Thank you.
Can you believe no one
between my apartment and here...
...offered to do that for me?
People.
So why are you so dressed up?
Mike's picking me up for a date.
How's that going?
Is it getting serious?
I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, I like him.
But am I ready to take
my Grade A loins off the meat market?
I'm not quite sure.
You know, I really admire
your whole dating attitude.
It's so healthy. I'm always like,
"Is this moving too fast?
Is this moving too slow?
Where's this going?"
I know.
You are a bit of a drama queen.
You're so much better off. You just
go from guy to guy having fun...
...and not worrying that it
never turns into anything serious.
I wouldn't say "never."
You know, there is that guy.
Okay, well, what about...?
Okay, there's gotta be someone.
-There isn't! That's what I'm saying.
-Oh, my God, you're right!
I know. And yet, here you are,
all ready for the next date.
I can't believe I never
realized this before.
I'm in my 30s, and I've never been
in a long-term relationship.
Oh, my God, what's wrong with me?
There's nothing wrong with you.
I mean, you don't strike me as the type
of person that wants to get married.
I want to get married!
No, please--
Please don't cry because of me.
I don't know what I'm talking about,
okay? I've been divorced three times.
At least you've been married.
Oh, my God!
I want to trade lives with Ross?!
Phoebe.
-What's wrong?
-Nothing. I'm excited about our date.
Mike, this is Ross Geller.
Ross, this is Mike--
-Sorry, I didn't catch that.
-Mike Hanigan.
-Ross Geller.
-Hey.
So are you sure you're ready to go?
How do I look?
-Do you have a compact in your purse?
-No.
You look great.
The One with the Sharks
-Hey, Joey.
-This girl won't turn around.
I can't tell if she's hot or not.
What do you think?
Joey, I am not going
to objectify women with you.
But if her face is
as nice as her ass....
-Mama!
-All right. Thanks.
-Have you talked to Chandler?
-He has to stay in Tulsa this weekend.
-How come?
-I don't know. He has to work.
There's some big rush on the....
Damn it. I'm gonna have to start
listening when he talks about his job.
Why don't you fly out there
and surprise him?
Maybe I will go.
We'll have a little second honeymoon
at the Tulsa Ramada.
You should bring your black see-through
teddy with the attached garters.
-How do you know I have one of those?
-Didn't until just now.
Hot. Not hot.
Hot!
Excuse me?
I said that I think you're hot.
And...now I'm embarrassed.
I thought you said "hi."
That would've been better.
I'll try that. Hi, I'm Joey.
I'm Hayley.
Look, I don't normally ask out women
that I meet in coffeehouses.
Gesundheit.
-But--
-I would love to go out with you.
Really? Great.
Did l--?
Did I actually ask you?
That's just where you were going.
I figured I'd help you out.
You don't seem like the kind of guy
who does this a lot?
You should see someone
about that cold.
If it gets much worse, you could die.
-So how'd the date go?
-Well, it was awful.
Every time I thought about
what you said, I cried.
-So he hasn't called?
-Would