lot to pack.
You're right.
Maybe I shouldn't go.
What?
So Nancy told me about this job
at this great restaurant, Javu?
But it's just
a little outside of Tulsa.
Well, how far outside?
Manhattan?
And you're thinking of taking it?
Before, you said that being with me
was more important than any job.
But I guess now it's
old job, me, new job.
I'm gonna miss this hand!
I know this is a lot to ask...
...but, my God, this is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
What happened to "you can't live
without me four days a week"?
Well, if you really think about it,
I mean, four days is not that long.
I see you Monday
before you go to work...
...and Thursday when you get back...
...and I always work late on Tuesdays,
so really if you think about it...
...it's really just one day.
And well, if we can't make it one day,
we got real problems, my friend.
-I think you should take the job.
-Really?
I know it must be important to you
when you start chattering like a monkey.
That's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
-How was the pediatrician?
-I really liked him.
Yeah, yeah.
It was really, really, really good.
-You promised not to say anything.
-I know.
Ross still sees his pediatrician!
I don't care.
Are you serious?
You still see Dr. Gettleman?
He is a brilliant diagnostician!
Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?
Seriously, you gotta go
to an appropriate doctor.
Why? I know it's a little weird,
but he is a great doctor, okay?
He knows my medical history.
And every time I go in there,
he makes a big deal.
You know,
"Look, it's my favorite patient."
Does he say that before he sticks
his thermometer in your tushy?
I seem to remember someone bringing
his security blanket to college.
That was not a security blanket.
That was a wall hanging.
It didn't spend much time on the wall!
Excuse me.
Hi. I was hoping to run into you.
Can we talk?
Sure.
I'm sorry, really.
I'm so embarrassed...
...that our....
Really, I'm a pretty nice guy.
Just ask my parole officer.
Apparently, I'm not a funny guy.
Well, why did you go along with that?
Because I was told that I'd get
a free dinner, which I didn't.
And that I'd meet a pretty girl,
which I did.
That's true.
Well, is anything you told me
about yourself true?
My name is Mike.
And I do play piano.
-Prove it.
-There isn't a piano here.
That wouldn't stand in the way
of a true pianist.
Okay.
You are really good.
-I play a little guitar myself.
-Really? That's great.
-What kind of music do you play?
-Like acoustic, folksy stuff, you know?
But right now I'm working on
a couple Iron Maiden covers.
Do you think that, maybe,
sometime, I could....
It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.
Okay. You think, maybe,
sometime I could take you out?
You just caught me off guard.
Yeah, that would be nice.
Look at this! My two best friends!
Excuse me.
I don't mean to be a jerk...
...but the baby with the rash
came in after me.
The doctor will be right with you, sir.
Mommy, I can't find Waldo.
What, the circus?
He's behind the elephant.
Wow. So your child's a big fan
of the Waldo books too?
Yeah, that's how I know.
-I'm Ross, by the way.
-Hi, I'm Sally.
So no ring. Can I assume
you're also a single parent?
-I am a single parent.
-lt's hard, isn't it?
There's no time for a social life.
Where are you gonna meet someone?
Let's say, I don't know, you met
someone in the pediatrician's office.
Rossie? We're ready for you.
Yeah....
Come on, Ross Jr.
It's time to go in.
Mommy.
Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Hey, I helped you find Waldo!
-Good, you haven't left yet.
-Where have you been?
I got held up
at Dr. Gettleman's office.
There was some guy
that freaked everybody out.
You got here just in time.
I really have to go, buddy.
Oh, man.
-Promise to call me when you land?
-Of course I will. I love you.
I love you too.
Watch the tongue, people.
We got a baby over here.
-Bye, Chandler.
-Bye.
-Bye, honey.
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