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s so weird seeing Ross and Rachel
with a baby. It's just so grownup.
I know, yeah.
I feel like we're all growing up.
A person named "Wiener."
God, that kills me.
-Look at you all grownup.
-Well, actually, you know what?
I am, you know?
Well, that whole thing
with Rachel made me realize...
...that maybe I'm ready for a more
serious relationship, you know?
Like, I'd like to meet a nice,
mature, commitment-minded lady.
And looks aren't as important as....
Nah, she's gotta be hot.
You know, I might know somebody.
How about you set me up
with someone, and we double-date?
I can do that. Yeah.
How's Friday?
-Done!
-All right.
Good, really?
Okay, let's see.
All right.
You know who's great?
Sandy Poopack.
"Poopack"?
Yeah. All right.
Well, that rules out Lana Titwyler.
-I've got good news.
-You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
Okay, I have news.
You don't have to move to Tulsa.
You can stay here and keep your job.
That's great! How?
My boss and I worked out a deal
where I'm in Tulsa four days a week.
So the other three,
I can be here with you.
So you're gonna be gone
four days a week?
No.
I'm sorry, are you just
used to saying that?
No. I can't be away
from you for that long.
-Really?
-Yeah, you're my husband.
I won't live in a different state
than you for 208 days out of the year.
That's fast math.
We could use you in Tulsa.
Thanks for trying to figure out a way,
but if you go to Tulsa, I go with you.
You said that without gagging.
I know!
Well, excuse me?
Oh, yeah?
Well, up yours too!
-Who the hell was that?
-Dr. Wiener.
Rach, you can't call people
at 3:00 in the morning.
You know what?
You sound just like his wife.
Was there anything
even wrong with Emma?
Yes, of course there is!
Okay? I'm not insane.
What was it?
Hiccups.
I told you, you can't call him
every time any little thing comes up.
Well, not anymore I can't.
He fired us!
What are we gonna do?
We have to find a pediatrician.
Wait, Monica said that
when you guys were growing up...
...you liked your doctor.
What was his name?
Dr. Gettleman?
Yeah, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
In fact, I think he's dead.
Why does everything happen to me?
I promise, first thing tomorrow,
we'll find another doctor.
But I gotta get up early,
and I'm not feeling well.
You're not feeling well?
What do you have? Rubella?
Because don't go near Emma,
she has not had that shot.
You know, come to think of it,
it does feel rubella-like.
Wiener!
Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
Rachel!
Great! Now he's gonna
know it was me!
So how is this
for our big double date tonight?
Oh, my God.
Great. Just the reaction
I was hoping for.
Yeah, so you found someone for me?
You didn't forget?
Of course not.
And you'll love Mary Ellen.
She's really smart and cute
and funny and....
I can't tell you how I know this,
but she is not opposed to threesomes.
All right.
-So tell me something about my guy.
-No.
Come on, give me something.
What's his name?
-Mike.
-Mike. Okay, what's his last name?
Damn it! Is there no mystery left
in romance anymore?!
We'll see you and Mike
at the restaurant in a couple hours.
All right, great.
See you. Bye-bye.
Why'd I have to say Mike? I don't know
a Mike! Why couldn't I have said...?
There's no guys in there!
It's impossible to find a good doctor.
How do you know the good ones...
...from the ones who'll push
their penis against your knee?
Excuse me?
I know what she's talking about.
Well, we've gotta find
a new pediatrician.
Ross was getting sick last night,
and Emma may have caught it.
-Why don't you see Dr. Gettleman?
-Ross said he died.
He didn't die.
I just saw his daughter last week.
She said he was fine.
Her, on the other hand, botched Botox.
Great. Well then, I'm gonna
take Emma to see him.
I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Maybe he confused him
with his childhood therapist.
He saw a therapist?
He used to have a recurring nightmare.
It
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